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there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
From now one any fantasies about beating political cartoonists with a newspaper until they quit or start giving a poo poo about their craft should feature a copy of the Canberra Times.

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Xenoveritas
May 9, 2010
Dinosaur Gum

420 Gank Mid posted:

It's a lot harder to get excited about only 10 states when it was 25 in 2008

Sanders' problem is that he lost more than expected in the states he was expected to do poorly in and did worse than expected in the states that he was expected to do well in. He's now behind by 200 delegates if you don't count superdelegates and around 600 if you do. Bottom line is that he's not on track to win and the poor showing in states he was suspected to do well in makes it hard to see how we can do better.


That sure is a very large ... flag? I guess?

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

"lol people are idiots and don't pay enough attention to real news, they're too busy watching talking heads on tv squawk about some dumb cultural poo poo that i think is dumb... now let me quack for two weeks about the new barbie" -Bruce Tinsley, cool guy

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Xenoveritas posted:

Sanders' problem is that he lost more than expected in the states he was expected to do poorly in and did worse than expected in the states that he was expected to do well in.

So his problem was that he did worse then expected in general? I guess that's true.

Chin Strap
Nov 24, 2002

I failed my TFLC Toxx, but I no longer need a double chin strap :buddy:
Pillbug

Xenoveritas posted:

That sure is a very large ... flag? I guess?

Its the transgender flag.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Xenoveritas posted:

That sure is a very large ... flag? I guess?

With one left click and one right click, I can figure out exactly what that flag is, with no prior knowledge of its existence. Maybe you should try it.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Takoluka posted:

With one left click and one right click, I can figure out exactly what that flag is, with no prior knowledge of its existence. Maybe you should try it.

Oh, it's the iBGDcZn flag.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

duz posted:

Oh, it's the iBGDcZn flag.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Telnaes!

Trump did very well on Super Tuesday.



Although Chris Christie looked very excited to share a podium with him...

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

ratbert90 posted:

Realistic Black Barbie: White Barbie that they colored black.

No, that's Blackface Barbie. It's very realistic! :v:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Selachian posted:

Although Chris Christie looked very excited to share a podium with him...



Extended GoT metaphor casting Trump as Ramsay Snow and Chris Christie as Theon Greyjoy

(Hillary is Stannis) (Bernie is either Beric Dondarrion or Robb)

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches

El Scotch posted:

Pope? Pope.



The chickens are a nice touch.

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

I'm so proud my brother
is death ray panda

Selachian posted:

Although Chris Christie looked very excited to share a podium with him...


Ol' Nostrils Christie

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

ratbert90 posted:

Realistic Black Barbie: White Barbie that they colored black.
Well, she doesn't have straight hair at least...

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Real Name Grover posted:

The chickens are a nice touch.

An American would have labeled the chickens 'chickens' with an arrow pointing to them.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

ratbert90 posted:

Realistic Black Barbie: White Barbie that they colored black.

Which one is that? I literally can't see color

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Remember when people were saying this exact same thing about Obama?



Also: Obama had already won Iowa and South Carolina when Super Tuesday came along.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

1 "A Get Reich Quick Scheme" :vince:
2
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4 :gonk:
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Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011


This is great

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Hillary pulls away and sanders falls on his sword. A depressing if realistic cartoon.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012


Oh look, 70den is full of poo poo:

quote:

So global warming still exists?

Yes. The new paper never says the planet isn’t warming. The best science available on the long-term trends still makes a strong case for that, with significant implications for the planet. Exactly how global warming will play out on every corner of the globe is largely unknown.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Holy poo poo this is the only good McKee I've ever seen.

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

El Scotch posted:

An American would have labeled the chickens 'chickens' with an arrow pointing to them.

ROOST

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

colonel_korn posted:

1 "A Get Reich Quick Scheme" :vince:
:golfclap:

The woman secretly has anime power and can throw him really far, A Good Cartoon.

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

"Global warming doesn't threaten my species" - a penguin
- a complete rear end in a top hat

vyelkin posted:

Holy poo poo this is the only good McKee I've ever seen.

Low Information Primary Voters, that's a new one

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

Three Word Phrase gettin' retroactively political:



Yes CNN was talking about the "controversy" surrounding Donald Trump's cocktail weenie fingers goddamnit CNN go away I don't want to be near you.

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

ANY DAY NOW

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011


Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:


the Red Line is as terrible as Donald Trump, an MBTA cartoon???

e:

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008



Yes

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age


oh dang that's why they're called roosters

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Stroop There It Is posted:

the Red Line is as terrible as Donald Trump, an MBTA cartoon???

e:


haha is that a line in Washington DC? If so that could be an inside joke given Toles' hatred of the DC metro.

AVeryLargeRadish
Aug 19, 2011

I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A WEIRD SEXUAL CREEP ABOUT PREPUBESCENT ANIME GIRLS, READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

Best reporter, especially the second and third panels. :allears:

majormonotone
Jan 25, 2013

colonel_korn posted:

haha is that a line in Washington DC? If so that could be an inside joke given Toles' hatred of the DC metro.

Boston

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




colonel_korn posted:

haha is that a line in Washington DC? If so that could be an inside joke given Toles' hatred of the DC metro.

It's the Massachusetts Bay Transport Authority. We/they just call it 'the T' for short.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

the_steve posted:



Et tu, Bennett?

May as well not have any social services, agrees Bennett.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

colonel_korn posted:

haha is that a line in Washington DC? If so that could be an inside joke given Toles' hatred of the DC metro.

We do have a Red Line in DC, but our trains are a bit more modern than that.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Stroop There It Is posted:

the Red Line is as terrible as Donald Trump, an MBTA cartoon???

e:


I think I already made a "making the trains run on time" joke in the Boston thread

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Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

I'm glad the Secret Service is protecting Hillary Clinton, but why do they have papers that say "FBI" pinned to their shirts? Was it some sort of inter-agency prank?

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