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lol. like the whole thing went down like: "Hey doc, does this look right to you?" "wrong number, also lol" "a/s/l? ""15/f/england" "one sec let me google age of consent......Hey wanna signed t-shirt?"How do people expect that poo poo to hold up in court? Doctors don't work by text. a messaging system maybe, but it's not like you're going to upload dickpics to whatever loving issue you are having that doesn't warrant a trip to the ER. Also what good is this claim going to do if he already is pleading guilty? Intent is still there by continuing the conversation and if he did it more than once, it's not an accident. People confuse the gently caress out of me.
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pretty sure pubedoc gets dick pics on the daily
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Soulex posted:Also what good is this claim going to do if he already is pleading guilty? He didn't plead guilty to every charge.
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Actually there is something called Peyronie's disease where the dick kinda curls up, and since we prefer to not ask patients to get a boner in front of us they instead take pictures of their dick at home. Though they can keep the pictures on their own phone...
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Syncopated posted:Actually there is something called Peyronie's disease where the dick kinda curls up, and since we prefer to not ask patients to get a boner in front of us they instead take pictures of their dick at home. Though they can keep the pictures on their own phone... The more you know. Now he's gonna say he has this.
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Did the court have to see Johnson's johnson?
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Monday Bandele posted:Did the court have to see Johnson's johnson? It's already been described in detail: https://twitter.com/CraigHope_DM/status/702098274635948032
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Well that's just being a considerate lover tbf.
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I don't understand the quibbling over the specifics. Dude showed his dick to an underage girl. Sent at the very least flirty messages to her, and (allegedly) engaged in sexual acts with her. He has admitted as much, but is still trying to get the last inch of innocence/wriggle room.
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if he didnt penetrate, you must exonerate
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BrigadierSensible posted:I don't understand the quibbling over the specifics. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say it probably has to do with the penalties he may be subject to.
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Bea Nanner posted:if he didnt penetrate, you must exonerate Ah yes. The OJ Simpson method
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Pretty sure he already pleaded guilty to a few things, right now all the arguing is about reducing his eventual sentence.
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BrigadierSensible posted:I don't understand the quibbling over the specifics. Yes, laws and courts... why bother with the specifics.
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vyelkin posted:Pretty sure he already pleaded guilty to a few things, right now all the arguing is about reducing his eventual sentence. He's pleaded guilty to the lesser crimes he's accused of, he's trying to avoid being found guilty for the worse ones. I'm not sure why people are so confused.
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When you get accused of anything, you should plead guilty and ask for a maximum sentence imo
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in fact let's bring back cutting off hands for shoplifting, who's with me?? Think of the money the courts will save!
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Ross Kemp has a lot to answer for: https://twitter.com/JoshHalliday/status/702453204475375616
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The gif right below cracked me up https://twitter.com/GRokerReport/status/702454701346967553
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Clearly he should've taken notes from Lescott and said that his phone accidentally googled that by itself while it was in his pocket.
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Dunban posted:Clearly he should've taken notes from Lescott and said that his phone accidentally googled that by itself while it was in his pocket. The case of the pederast cell phone
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I can't imagine being in a situation where I had to count on Steven Fletcher testifying about my pubic hair. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/adam-johnson-says-ex-teammate-7431534
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Brony Car posted:I can't imagine being in a situation where I had to count on Steven Fletcher testifying about my pubic hair. You haven't lived
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Dunban posted:Clearly he should've taken notes from Lescott and said that his phone accidentally googled that by itself while it was in his pocket. "I was looking for a non-pirated download of a New Order song"
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Barry Shitpeas posted:"I was looking for a non-pirated download of a New Order song" I've made this exact same joke on twitter a few weeks ago. Congrats on your good taste.
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Barry Shitpeas posted:"I was looking for a non-pirated download of a New Order song" 
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I wonder if Sunderland fans will be singing "Adam Johnson, he shags who he wants to!", again, at the next game.
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Has anyone made the joke about Johnson being bad at blackjack yet? Knowing he needs to 21 but hits on 15?
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Soulex posted:Has anyone made the joke about Johnson being bad at blackjack yet? Knowing he needs to 21 but hits on 15? this would be a fine joke except that the number 21 has absolutely no relevance in this case
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The only number that matters to Johnson at the moment is 12; because that's how many people need to unanimously agree that he's a nonce for him to be sent down.
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Not guilty on one of the counts
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hahah holy poo poo The judge had previously said he would only accept a unanimous verdict, telling the jury "12-0 is the only possible score".
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It sounds like he was found not guilty on the less serious count, but the jury is hung on whether he actually hosed the child? e: apparently this was for receiving oral. The jury is still out on whether he finger banged her. blue footed boobie fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Mar 2, 2016 |
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The BBC have described all this as "the darker side of football". First hooliganism, now paedophilia, when will they ban this neanderthalic sport?
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I can't get enough of are Dan
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