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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
:quig:

I had to do guess work with standings on the web app, :dealwithit:

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Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Looks like we're about to be live.

Twitch.tv/McShurto

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
You're streaming this? gently caress that's embarrassing

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
gently caress ME IN MY rear end

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
This is all part of the plan

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Let us never speak of this again. Well played

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Don't worry. I've embarrassed myself way more. GG

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012
CPU shenanigans are causing my completion percentage to drop. :qq: I wish this game would record drops. Also Matt Barkley completing 80% of his passes. :/

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Stream up!

twitch.tv/dubious28

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
That game ruled

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Woof, that was rough. GG, I had to go Super Saiyan at the end.

A new divisional rivalry is born.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
You're welcome havox

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
:siren: Wild Card Round, 2016 :siren:

:911:Games of the week, ya'll:911:

wesmonz @ flickmaker
VietCampo @ Dave
Auto FG @ McShurto
Sharzak @ CPU

:spooky:Playoff Standings:spooky:

AFC

1. Raiders @ 15-1
2. Oilers @ 15-1
3. Patriots @ 14-2
4. Ravens @ 14-2
5. Dolphins @ 12-4
6. Texans @ 7-9


NFC

1. Buccs @ 16-0
2. Cowboys @ 14-2
3. Rams @ 14-2
4. Vikings @ 8-8 *
5. Giants @ 14-2
6. Falcons @ 12-4


:clint: MVP :clint:

gronk with 4k receiving yards, and like 80 TDs :haw:

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Ravens no cheese poo poo it up over FG's ghost, 31-24

Advance to face ?????

lol internet.
Sep 4, 2007
the internet makes you stupid

Dubious posted:

Woof, that was rough. GG, I had to go Super Saiyan at the end.

A new divisional rivalry is born.

How the hell do you get picks. Is that poo poo just happening randomly (part of my bad throw/your defence combination) but are you actually taking control and pressing something on your end?

I went from, well I suck to I'm actually doing ok back to I suck.

Also, when you are running down the field, and a I take control of a CPU who is chasing you down, is it me or does that person slow down significantly? Even if I have turbo pressed.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Make sure you have switch assist turned on in the options.

flickmaker
Jun 7, 2004

Coked out Artie.


Who is the Texans now? I'm around evenings all weekend.

lol internet.
Sep 4, 2007
the internet makes you stupid

flickmaker posted:

Who is the Texans now? I'm around evenings all weekend.

I am.

I'm EST time zone, should be on and off randomly. Shoot me a PSN message.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Someone please stream that TIA

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

lol internet. posted:

How the hell do you get picks. Is that poo poo just happening randomly (part of my bad throw/your defence combination) but are you actually taking control and pressing something on your end?

I went from, well I suck to I'm actually doing ok back to I suck.

Also, when you are running down the field, and a I take control of a CPU who is chasing you down, is it me or does that person slow down significantly? Even if I have turbo pressed.

Picks happen for lots of reasons, mostly from forcing a bad throw via pressure or disguise. And pressing triangle real hard

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Or if you're me, picks happen because your eye is naturally drawn to the largest cluster of players downfield, ensuring you throw it into double coverage every time while you never, ever see an open receiver

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Throw deep in 1 on 1s only until you learn to throw recievers open. I'd suggest the trainer for understanding route progressions and combination concepts.

IE Throw here if key defender does X or throw here if key defender does Y.

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012
The website actually has the playoff stuff.

flickmaker
Jun 7, 2004

Coked out Artie.


lol internet. posted:

I am.

I'm EST time zone, should be on and off randomly. Shoot me a PSN message.

Had a busy couple days. I'll be around tonight after the Oscars. Then I'm off tomorrow, so I'll be around all day.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
STTRREEEAAAMMMMM IIITTT
FINE I DON'T WANNA SEE ANYWAY

Oberst fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Mar 1, 2016

flickmaker
Jun 7, 2004

Coked out Artie.


Pats advance 35-0. A lot closer game than the score suggests. I had a big 4th and goal stop that would have made it a one score game at halftime. That would have changed the whole game.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Oh gently caress I forgot to play again W please

lol internet.
Sep 4, 2007
the internet makes you stupid

flickmaker posted:

Pats advance 35-0. A lot closer game than the score suggests.

I need to really learn to stop throwing interceptions.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Who is left?

If we finish the week well we can draft this weekend.

Vietcampo @ Dave
Sharzak @ cpu

get them done guys, i'm advancing later tonight.

Dubious fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Mar 1, 2016

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Dubious posted:

Who is left?

If we finish the week well we can draft this weekend.

Vietcampo @ Dave
Sharzak @ cpu

get them done guys, i'm advancing later tonight.

I'm around this afternoon but work tonight.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
I'll be assigning dave the win tonight if that game isn't in, as he's the only part of the matchup who's posted in 5 days.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

Dubious posted:

I'll be assigning dave the win tonight if that game isn't in, as he's the only part of the matchup who's posted in 5 days.

Seconded


Paperback, can you play tonight?

VietCampo
Aug 24, 2010

davecrazy posted:

I'm around this afternoon but work tonight.

I'm usually only available after 10/11 pm cst.


I'm okay with just Assigning Dave the win, i'll probably have to drop out anyways. My schedule isn't changing anytime soon which sucks since i can never make the drafts or it's harder for me to play user games.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Oberst posted:

Seconded


Paperback, can you play tonight?
My friend is staying with me so probably not. I'll message you on PSN if I can though.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
:siren:Divisional, Season 2:siren:

:911:Trump voting rear end in a top hat country's games of the week:911:

AFC
#4 Ravens @ #1 Raiders
#3 Patriots @ #2 Oilers

NFC
#5 Giants @ # 1 Buccs
# Rams @ #2 Cowboys

1. Raiders @ 15-1
2. Oilers @ 15-1
3. Patriots @ 14-2
4. Ravens @ 14-2
5. Dolphins @ 12-4 :rip:
6. Texans @ 7-9 :rip:


NFC

1. Buccs @ 16-0
2. Cowboys @ 14-2
3. Rams @ 14-2
4. Vikings @ 8-8 * :rip:
5. Giants @ 14-2
6. Falcons @ 12-4 :rip:

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

Paperback Writer posted:

My friend is staying with me so probably not. I'll message you on PSN if I can though.

PAPPPEERRRBBBAAACCCKKKKK!!!!!

*rips Derek carr fat head off the wall and throws it in the trash with barely restrained bloodlust*

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
flick when do you want some of the biznass

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012

Dubious posted:

:siren:Divisional, Season 2:siren:

:mexico:Trump voting hating rear end in a top hat country's games of the week:mexico:

NFC
#5 Giants @ # 1 Buccs



I'm free after 10 PM Central tonight. I do have another game in Bizarro league as well.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Oberst posted:

PAPPPEERRRBBBAAACCCKKKKK!!!!!

*rips Derek carr fat head off the wall and throws it in the trash with barely restrained bloodlust*
I'm ready for you this time(maybe). Pretty sure Baltimore won't tear my o-line's rear end in a top hat like that Carolina team.
When do you want to play?

E: now I have plans 6-9pst. So soon would be good.

Paperback Writer fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Mar 3, 2016

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Havoc904
Jul 29, 2006

A school festival is a festival that takes place at our school!
Hows your schedule look the next few days Dave?

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