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All The Best GIFs Of Chris Rock Taking On Racism To The Delight Of Laughing White People This finally justifies StarWipe's existence.
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Oscars Addresses Diversity And Consent In Tough Night For lovely Dudes On The Internet
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Feb 29, 2016 23:35
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Echo Chamber posted:All The Best GIFs Of Chris Rock Taking On Racism To The Delight Of Laughing White People They've actually done a handful of good articles. It's a really different voice than The Onion or Clickhole, it's like a really naïve tabloid and sometimes they're amazing: http://www.starwipe.com/article/rudy-giuliani-slams-beyonce-attack-cops-not-dying--1988
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Feb 29, 2016 23:45
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Here's a classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo There's just so much really great stuff in this, but personally I just love the little bits of changed language from the newscasters.
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Human Triumph: We Put A Video Of A Cheetah Next To A Sped-Up Video Of A Man Sprinting To See Who Would Win In A Race
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http://www.theonion.com/article/elderly-dog-can-already-tell-owner-doesnt-think-sh-36135 Get hosed, Sad Kevin.
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Ziggy Tzardust posted:http://www.theonion.com/article/elderly-dog-can-already-tell-owner-doesnt-think-sh-36135 That's just mean. 
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Electric Phantasm posted:9 Geese Who Have Taken Over My Daughter’s Bedroom And What Each Of Their Jobs Seems To Be I love this one so, so much. While the rest of the geese have been incredibly hostile towards me, Goose Of Reason has shown me some basic decency. Also, gently caress you, Sad Kevin.
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Mar 2, 2016 03:47
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Smiling Nation Takes Moment To Enjoy Thought Of What RNC Headquarters Like Right Now
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Evil Mastermind posted:Smiling Nation Takes Moment To Enjoy Thought Of What RNC Headquarters Like Right Now Ted Cruz Skyrockets In Polls After Head Permanently Sealed Within Iron Mask
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I love the currrent election articles, due to all the personalities they gave the candidates. Hillary is the ruthless conqerer, riding on war elephants and not understanding emotions. Jeb! is the beleagured candidate barely scraping by. I really like this article: http://www.theonion.com/article/gop-statisticians-develop-new-branch-math-formulat-52463 The idea that the GOP is inventing new math to try and predict a future where Trump is not their presidental candidate.
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I found this scrolling down from that: http://www.theonion.com/article/sanders-campaign-headquarters-smashed-gang-pinkert-52465 I don't think they often do non-stock photos/ photoshops and it looks like the staff had a blast for this scene: 
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Mar 2, 2016 23:52
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 I guess pushing out shameless hillary propaganda wasn't working out to well for whoever bought the onion
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Mar 4, 2016 02:24
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I really hope you were being sarcastic there.
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lmao at the last one, caught me off-guard
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Senior Woodchuck posted:I really hope you were being sarcastic there. that was probably a poor choice of words, I'm sure it's working out fine for them in all respects except for getting a minor net gain from the onion
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You’re Adam, The First Man! Can You Eat The Right Fruit And Overthrow God? If there's a way I couldn't find it.
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Mar 5, 2016 04:33
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Krinkle posted:You’re Adam, The First Man! Can You Eat The Right Fruit And Overthrow God? It's not the apple is it
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Mar 5, 2016 04:37
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Snapchat A Titty posted:It's not the apple is it I thought it was pretty straightforward. Edit: Use seeds as a distraction and then throw them, then eat the fruit Dr. Arbitrary has a new favorite as of 04:45 on Mar 5, 2016 |
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Mar 5, 2016 04:37
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Yeah but the it ended like the bible usually says it does. I didn't overthrow god at all.
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Krinkle posted:Yeah but the it ended like the bible usually says it does. I didn't overthrow god at all. Oh, yeah I guess. But evel knievel wins in the end
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Lost it at "Oh Jesus, not this poo poo again."
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Tetracube posted:
January 29th: Retreating Clinton Campaign Torches Iowa Town To Slow Advance Of Sanders Volunteers January 31st: Clinton Ominously Tells Iowan Supporters To Mark Front Doors With Campaign Logo Before Sundown February 8th: New Hampshire Covered In Shadow As Floating Clinton Campaign Headquarters Takes Up Position Over State February 12th: Clinton Aide Told To Leave Behind Weak Volunteer Who Collapsed During March To South Carolina February 16th: Female Presidential Candidate Who Was United States Senator, Secretary Of State Told To Be More Inspiring February 20th: Clinton Credits Nevada Victory To Inescapable, Pitch-Black Tide Of Fate March 1: Clinton Tosses Unpledged Superdelegate In Trunk Of Car March 1: Hillary Clinton Issues Single-Word Victory Speech Following Super Tuesday Results ‘Satisfactory,’ Says Candidate Tell me more about how The Onion is being censored and having its integrity ruined, and how you and everyone else who bitched about that one article aren't the exactly the kind of intolerable conspiracy-minded morons who think that anybody saying anything you personally disagree with is bought and owned by people you demonize, and how any objective evidence to the contrary is all part of a misdirect by the people who are really in charge, maaaaaaan. SpiderHyphenMan has a new favorite as of 05:11 on Mar 7, 2016 |
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I thought the point was that they're relentlessly pushing her as the correct and inevitable choice while providing little comparative coverage of Bernie. 
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jojoinnit posted:I thought the point was that they're relentlessly pushing her as the correct and inevitable choice while providing little comparative coverage of Bernie. Funny that you say that... Bloated, Rotund Bernie Sanders Reveals He Has Finished Drinking All Of Flint’s Water Supply
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Maybe they're writing stories about the grim inevitability of HIllary Clinton as a reflection of the dictates coming down from on high? 
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Mar 7, 2016 14:02
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jojoinnit posted:I thought the point was that they're relentlessly pushing her as the correct and inevitable choice while providing little comparative coverage of Bernie. Coverage? It's the loving Onion.
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Edmund Lava posted:Coverage? It's the loving Onion. Dumb coverage is coverage. When Hillary has 20 articles on the theme of "crusading empress" and Bernie gets one where "he drank all the toxic water" that's the onion providing oniony coverage.
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jesus loving christ everything about mick jagger in that panel
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Mar 7, 2016 17:19
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(FOXY LADY)
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Mar 7, 2016 18:56
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Mick's demotion is the best Stones song title pun I've ever seen.
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Mar 7, 2016 19:58
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Kumaton posted:Funny that you say that... Someone, somewhere is furiously masturbating to this article. I've spent too long in the PYF Weird Fanart thread, help.
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God drat the Onion Facebook comments are so goddamned annoying. Not everything is a conspiracy to shut down Bernie Sanders.
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I love the idea that Kelly considers Mick Jagger a flash-in-the-pan 
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eight times I've had to buy back my own prosthetic arm at an estate sale
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We Regret To Inform You That It Is Jafar
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