Anti-Food Porn Thread: Seems Saggy Not Saggy A Bit Saggy Ball

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Anti-Food Porn Thread: Seems Saggy Not Saggy A Bit Saggy Ball

«‹›396 »

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

diabeetz posted:

Speaking of Canada

a unique foodstuff that looks the same before consumption as it does after

# ? Mar 2, 2016 17:13

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 10, 2024 14:03

deadly_pudding: May 13, 2009; who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

diabeetz posted:

Speaking of Canada

ahahaha I'm furious. Taco Bell is some kind of dadaist food performance art at this point.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 17:25

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Arivia posted:

gently caress. gently caress. REALLY? Goddamn I need to go to Taco Bel right now. CASH CRAB WE HAVE A JOB TO DO

Oh. My. God. I am so excited.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 17:54

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

cash crab posted:

Oh. My. God. I am so excited.

I KNOW RIGHT

Cheetos and Taco Bell? AAAAA hopefully it's better than the Doritos Nachos Supreme, but that should be easy.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 17:56

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~; College Slice

Don't do this you guys :ohdear:

# ? Mar 2, 2016 19:08

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Don't do this you guys

Don't listen to FAI.

Make this happen!

# ? Mar 2, 2016 19:12

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Arivia posted:

I KNOW RIGHT

Cheetos and Taco Bell? AAAAA hopefully it's better than the Doritos Nachos Supreme, but that should be easy.

You all need to stop by Michigan on your way home and bring me some please. Also bring extra for CentripedalHorse and the guy who has the Frankenberry avatar but his name starts with Choco. Thanks

# ? Mar 2, 2016 19:17

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

titties posted:

You all need to stop by Michigan on your way home and bring me some please. Also bring extra for CentripedalHorse and the guy who has the Frankenberry avatar but his name starts with Choco. Thanks

And me, too. Or we could just pop up into Windsor. It's like 45 minutes away from me.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 19:24

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

I don't think you're one to tell people not to do things.

What I'm saying is that you need to make your own homemade crunchwrap slider and record yourself eating it again. With the glorious radio voice. :allears:

# ? Mar 2, 2016 19:28

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

titties posted:

You all need to stop by Michigan on your way home and bring me some please. Also bring extra for CentripedalHorse and the guy who has the Frankenberry avatar but his name starts with Choco. Thanks

Think they could stop by Illinois at some point? Hungry.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 19:56

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Don't do this you guys

It's okay, I just came home from having a chimichanga (deep-fried burrito) as big as my forearm for lunch. Deadpool made me do it.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 21:13

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Arivia posted:

It's okay, I just came home from having a chimichanga (deep-fried burrito) as big as my forearm for lunch. Deadpool made me do it.

I had a can of soup because I am deathly ill and I have no energy. SEND HELP

# ? Mar 3, 2016 01:15

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

diabeetz posted:

Speaking of Canada

Why does Canada get all the good food :sigh:

# ? Mar 3, 2016 01:25

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Plinkey posted:

Why does Canada get all the good food

A tribute to John Candy?

# ? Mar 3, 2016 01:28

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

We need a fine layer of fat for our brutal winters

# ? Mar 3, 2016 01:28

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

if we're going to get another tired food trip report I'd like it written like that one goon who reviewed a gas station burrito as written like the book of genesis

# ? Mar 3, 2016 01:32

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~; College Slice

So He drove out the man; and He placed at the east of the gas station tortillas, and Flamin' Hot Cheetos which turned every finger crimson, to keep hungry stoners fed

# ? Mar 3, 2016 01:39

Kitsch!: Jul 27, 2006; God made Adam and Eve, not Fluffy and Eve.

Yargh posted:

Definitely Canada, possibly Montreal.

"Cold Blood". The blue freeze next to it was (roughly) "WIndshield Fluid".

Better than what I got in Iceland.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 01:39

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Plinkey posted:

Why does Canada get all the good food

I don't know, but it's starting to anger me! :argh:

# ? Mar 3, 2016 01:46

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

OctoberBlues posted:

I don't know, but it's starting to anger me!

It's like the golden white heaven of lovely food. Come on America! I haven't been impressed since the Double Down.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 01:49

left_unattended: Apr 13, 2009; "The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

OctoberBlues posted:

I don't know, but it's starting to anger me!

These are apparently really poo poo.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 01:55

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

titties posted:

You all need to stop by Michigan on your way home and bring me some please. Also bring extra for CentripedalHorse and the guy who has the Frankenberry avatar but his name starts with Choco. Thanks

Can you fling two of them, Frisbee-like, at Southwestern China?

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:06

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

bringmyfishback posted:

Can you fling two of them, Frisbee-like, at Southwestern China?

no but I can fling them into my quivering jowled maw

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:13

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

So He drove out the man; and He placed at the east of the gas station tortillas, and Flamin' Hot Cheetos which turned every finger crimson, to keep hungry stoners fed

OctoberBlues posted:

I don't know, but it's starting to anger me!

Creme Eggs are disgusting and also bad.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:14

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

cash crab posted:

Creme Eggs are disgusting and also bad.

I didn't think it was possible for someone's opinion to be objectively wrong... but here we are.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:20

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

Wow, CC, it's like you're a whole different person.

Also, since we're approaching one year in the thread, and 400 pages, I'm thinking maybe it's time for a new thread, but might as well ask what you guys think. I'll keep the old trip reports linked, but if people have some favorites that they want in the OP, post them and I'll pop 'em in there.

(Menstruation cookies are never leaving because :stonk:

)

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:28

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

please mail me the Cheeto taco wrap

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:30

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

cash crab posted:

I had a can of soup because I am deathly ill and I have no energy. SEND HELP

How does one hard boil a poached egg

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:37

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Wow, CC, it's like you're a whole different person.

Also, since we're approaching one year in the thread, and 400 pages, I'm thinking maybe it's time for a new thread, but might as well ask what you guys think. I'll keep the old trip reports linked, but if people have some favorites that they want in the OP, post them and I'll pop 'em in there.

(Menstruation cookies are never leaving because )

I also won't eat cilantro and I will eating anything with coconut

And yes, maybe a new thread is a good idea

Pomp posted:

please mail me the Cheeto taco wrap

It comes in its own envelope! :buddy:

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:37

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Wow, CC, it's like you're a whole different person.

Also, since we're approaching one year in the thread, and 400 pages, I'm thinking maybe it's time for a new thread, but might as well ask what you guys think. I'll keep the old trip reports linked, but if people have some favorites that they want in the OP, post them and I'll pop 'em in there.

(Menstruation cookies are never leaving because )

AnonSpore posted:

A friend linked me this a few minutes ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

I have stared into the abyss.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:43

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

diabeetz posted:

Speaking of Canada

The picture on the website is even better.

http://www.tacobell.ca/en/promos

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:49

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

YO THERE'S A COUPON

vv: What better excuse do you need than a coupon?

cash crab has a new favorite as of 02:57 on Mar 3, 2016

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:50

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm kind of tempted to go tell my husband I'm finally ready to go to Taco Bell with him.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:54

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Wow, CC, it's like you're a whole different person.

Also, since we're approaching one year in the thread, and 400 pages, I'm thinking maybe it's time for a new thread, but might as well ask what you guys think. I'll keep the old trip reports linked, but if people have some favorites that they want in the OP, post them and I'll pop 'em in there.

(Menstruation cookies are never leaving because )

I wish I knew how to make the little thread marker things, I'd so draw a new one just for gross food.

I particularly liked this picture:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:55

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

I always thought natto looked delicious

Pomp has a new favorite as of 03:38 on Mar 3, 2016

# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:57

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

I'm sure it's delicious, but I'm reminded of the goo from the slug I picked off my garden today. (I did not hurt the slug, just put him onto the old growth pile so he could munch as much as he wants.)

# ? Mar 3, 2016 03:00

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

if people have some favorites that they want in the OP, post them and I'll pop 'em in there.

literal goldfish on a paper plate

the original fudge spluts

# ? Mar 3, 2016 03:03

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Wow, CC, it's like you're a whole different person.

Also, since we're approaching one year in the thread, and 400 pages, I'm thinking maybe it's time for a new thread, but might as well ask what you guys think. I'll keep the old trip reports linked, but if people have some favorites that they want in the OP, post them and I'll pop 'em in there.

(Menstruation cookies are never leaving because )

We need the final bingo card.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 03:05

Stink Terios: Oct 17, 2012

# ? Mar 3, 2016 03:10

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 10, 2024 14:03

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Scathach posted:

My last meal in san francisco was at a sushi place, and natto was offered; having never tried it but knowing the rep behind it I gave it a shot. It was the absolute worst thing I've ever eaten.

Picnic Princess posted:

We need the final bingo card.

is this like the last rites for people who eat lovely food?

# ? Mar 3, 2016 03:11

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Anti-Food Porn Thread: Seems Saggy Not Saggy A Bit Saggy Ball

«‹›396 »