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FogHelmut posted:Full disclosure - I have never taken steroids, this is why I post here instead of being a pro athlete or movie porn star. I kinda figured you were messing with me. Sonofabitch. I missed leg day last week so I set a reminder on my phone like, "hey rear end in a top hat do your legs today". Two sets in and I felt my left patella do something gross. I guess it's chest/triceps day after all.
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I don't know how you assholes manage to lift so much when i can barely handle the bar. Maybe im weak and lame
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 18:07 |
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Zahgaegun posted:How's your pee smell? I hadn't noticed any strong odors when I pee, just occasionally when I sweat (and I don't eat syrup), but I also haven't been paying attention.
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 18:10 |
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how fit do you have to be before you can perform the legendary "self suck" technique?
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 18:22 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:I don't know how you assholes manage to lift so much when i can barely handle the bar. Maybe im weak and lame Well I started with the bar and increased the weight a bit each time I went to the gym. Then I stopped going to the gym because it was getting too difficult, but then restarted when I felt like I was a weak sack of poo poo. Then I stopped going again because lifting is hard and I wanted to eat pizza a lot. Then like 3 months later I started going to the gym again. Repeat this like 6-7 times and now I'm going regularly and working on squatting three plates for 3x5 and seeing my abs for the first time by summer. So the lesson is that you should never quit. OR you can quit, like, a lot, but never really really quit
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 18:33 |
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Dude swallowed a drat turtle.
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 18:50 |
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Dude is the living embodiment of "swole".
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 18:51 |
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Holy poo poo it's E. Honda.
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 19:04 |
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Goal physique
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 19:11 |
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Lmao at these jabronis who do steroids but don't have a total
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 19:28 |
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roymorrison posted:Lmao at these jabronis who do steroids but don't have a total Yeah getting a plastic trophy truly makes it all worth it
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 19:44 |
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Mister Speaker posted:I kinda figured you were messing with me. Legit though if you want to be rich and famous and literally crush pussy, take steroids.
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 22:43 |
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Pussy is only good when compressed into a dense cube by the force of my vascular manmeat #swoletruths
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 23:04 |
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Well I checked and my pee doesn't smell like anything. I guess it's a stroke!
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 00:45 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFnMdD5NRHI
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 00:57 |
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Lol if you're over 30 and not pinning test on the reg.
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 01:17 |
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Only a weird chicks pin stuff, that website is lame as hell.
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 01:42 |
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if you're a scummy scum scum womyn of gaia and love that nonconsensual polyamory dick, getting double teamed, felching sperms in public on your ovulation cycle a low dose cycle of anavar should be the drug of choice for you
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eugenics_slut posted:if you're a scummy scum scum womyn of gaia and love that nonconsensual polyamory dick, getting double teamed, felching sperms in public on your ovulation cycle Source your quotes.
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:57 |
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Dreddout posted:Source your quotes. https://www.steroid.com/anavar-for-women.php
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 02:58 |
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behold my goal physique https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so27-EFsMPw&t=479s
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 03:06 |
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omg... that poor guy lol he looks like hes in so much discomfort up there
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 03:11 |
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Concatenation posted:behold my goal physique So does he have a massive untreated hernia or what? WTF is wrong with his torso?
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 03:26 |
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I farted really loudly at the bottom of a heavy squat today
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 03:30 |
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Party Alarm posted:I farted really loudly at the bottom of a heavy squat today I hope you used the extra thrust to finish your rep.
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 03:52 |
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um it's called turbo and it's totally a thing do u even turbo brah
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 05:23 |
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That's not true, "turbo" implies twisting or spinning.
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 05:37 |
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SUPA SET *pushes u out of the way*
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 05:59 |
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*machine gun noises*
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 06:02 |
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I love all of those videos very much.
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 06:05 |
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I had pizza yesterday and today for dinner. Will the make me fat or fatter? Thanks
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 06:05 |
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Everyone had better or they can get the gently caress out. Applies to both posts I guess ^^
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ObesePriest posted:I had pizza yesterday and today for dinner. Will the make me fat or fatter? Thanks Its called bulking.
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notZaar posted:So does he have a massive untreated hernia or what? WTF is wrong with his torso? roidgut dont do (too much) roids kids
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 06:43 |
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I jumped up my DL from 255 to 275 today, I had to use the switch grip because my babby arms. I also started doing dumbbell curls at the beginning of my workout and barbell curls at the end. I started off with 25 pound dumbbells and I had to go down to 15 because my left bicep is a little bitch and I jerk off with my right hand. Some more fun douchebags at the gym today: The guy with the loose belt on squatting 135 and 150, then spotting the girl he was with while he was teaching her to box squat with 45 and then 95. Oh, and they were breathing through the whole ROM, too. Or am I the douchebag for not saying anything?
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 06:45 |
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Zzulu posted:roidgut Lol if you don't think your organs should be swole
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 07:09 |
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For just dollars a day...you too...can help starving bodybuilders in Africa. Can you help them? Please? Call now and we will send you a short biography about your bodybuilder and his dreams of being swole.
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Chinatown posted:Its called bulking. Oh good I've been doing that for at least the last 20 years. I expect to see the gains any time now. My Q-Face posted:I jumped up my DL from 255 to 275 today, I had to use the switch grip because my babby arms. I also started doing dumbbell curls at the beginning of my workout and barbell curls at the end. I started off with 25 pound dumbbells and I had to go down to 15 because my left bicep is a little bitch and I jerk off with my right hand. You should tell them to hold their breath all the way through every rep so they pass out and you can use their station. I also squat 135 but sometimes I do more but sometimes I do less.
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ObesePriest posted:I also squat 135 but sometimes I do more but sometimes I do less. Do you wear a belt when you do?
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