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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


BREAKING NEWS

TRUMP: I RUINED MY CARPET ENDORSING ROMNEY

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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

people irl getting sad about donald j. trump's carpet getting wet

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol mitt ruined his carpet

probably when he was on his knees

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/03/u...WT.nav=top-news

nytimes reporting that establishment repubs are going to jump ship to a third party

:yeah:

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

i forgot how much this is like listening to a grandpa simpson rant with all the tangents

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

what the hell is he babbling about?

is he on coke?

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
I never thought this election would have someone top "please proceed, Governor" on the list of Mitt Romney Embarrassments on a loving Thursday with no debates without him even running.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
"that carpet really tied the room together"

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/03/u...WT.nav=top-news

nytimes reporting that establishment repubs are going to jump ship to a third party

lol ollie north in va in 94 hadn't seen that comparison before

never ever will i even

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Pick posted:

Trump's still shilling his hotels during a press conference what the gently caress

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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Rocks posted:

was that really a blowjob joke? or was it more like begging on his knees? I'm not watching the presser
"Bleeding out of her... where-ever" level deniability

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

The Glumslinger posted:

I want to see 998-1000

#999 - fracking pollutes entire water supply with MDMA and spiro

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
I can't believe yall wanted Trump out before super tuesday.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Do his rallies always get to him telling a long meandering story, like that guy at your office who doesn't understand when to get to the point of his story?

He was just talking about his shoes getting wet, and ruining a carpet, and if someone told this story at work I'd be looking at my watch.

"Uh huh, yeah, that's great...look, I've got a meeting..."

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
This is so scatterbrained...

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Trump would rather be watching the golf.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
It feels like he's trying to tone things down to appeal to a broader audience and just doesn't know how to.

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

I cannot believe this is real life.

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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

have the republican base remembered they like golf now that a non-obama is talking aout it

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Pick posted:

Trump's still shilling his hotels during a press conference what the gently caress

They're good hotels, wtf is your problem.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Lol making GBS threads on Maine

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

No Butt Stuff posted:

what the hell is he babbling about?

is he on coke?

Romney attacked his business record, so he's reciting basically everything he's accomplished in business while inserting little "Romney sucks" anecdotes.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

i forgot how much this is like listening to a grandpa simpson rant with all the tangents

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G5d8i74Wfk

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

GET EM OUT

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Fat shipbuilder goon gets ejected.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Slate Action posted:

"that carpet really tied the room together"

:argh:

The New Black
Oct 1, 2006

Had it, lost it.

No Butt Stuff posted:

what the hell is he babbling about?

is he on coke?

it's just stream of consciousness, it's actually kinda mesmerising

haha at the micro-tangent on tiger woods

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

thrawn527 posted:

Do his rallies always get to him telling a long meandering story, like that guy at your office who doesn't understand when to get to the point of his story?

He was just talking about his shoes getting wet, and ruining a carpet, and if someone told this story at work I'd be looking at my watch.

yeah he really needs to pepper in some dogwhistles and insults

edit "BYEBYE I LOVE YOU"

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

rear end cobra posted:

Lol making GBS threads on Maine

You heard it from Trump himself, there has only ever been one bad cop.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Is four a record in number of separate protester incidents? Is there a group who are staggering it on purpose?

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

:siren: china :siren:

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

The New Black posted:

it's just stream of consciousness, it's actually kinda mesmerising

haha at the micro-tangent on tiger woods

This is why it's so great. I didn't need to take my Concerta today.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
WALLS WORK!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



The wall in Mexico will keep drugs out of Maine?

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Trump cannot let anything go. Ever. Any slight, no matter how tiny, must be massively revenged. A normal candidate would minimize exposure on Trump U, refuse to release testimony, and just say it's a nonissue. Trump has to dwell on it and tell really obvious easily disproved lies because it's not enough that people forget his failures-- he wants them to remember them as successes. He has to defend every decision he's ever made and insist it was perfect. Look at how pissed he was that some nobody noone's thought of in four years said something mean.

The GE is going to be phenomenal.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Dear Seeming New Posters in Thread:

Is this your first Trump rally? Are you just watching now? Because literally every single one looks and plays out exactly like this.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

China built a wall!

Well, they had slaves...

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

Cael posted:

I cannot believe this is real life.



The world is perfect.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Maoist Pussy posted:

#999 - fracking pollutes entire water supply with MDMA and spiro

I guess #1000 is that NY Times article actually happening, and the republicans actually permanently split down the middle with Tea Party and Trumpists permanently fighting moral majority and pro-business

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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

"can you imagine if i used the gently caress word, the way i already constantly do in public"

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