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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
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Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


 This crowd is out of control tonight.

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
is Marco really going with "but he started it :saddowns:"

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 They're copping Carson's campaign slogan!!!!! :mad:

LEAVE HANDS OUT OF THIS!

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

 his voice is gone, it may break and it'll sound hilarious

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 no opening statements, just right into the poo poo slinging. Is this what politics is now.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Trump crowd. Reince has completed his training.

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Shyfted One
May 9, 2008
 This is going to be a great night

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Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
RUBIO either has a cold or lost his voice

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Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
claws immediately out

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Even with a stacked crowd Rubio sucks

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

 His voice is dying faster than his hopes

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

CBJSprague24 posted:

Megyn Kelly has a bit of a hot Claire Underwood vibe going tonight.

She's gorgeous :swoon:

Joementum posted:

I'm totally serious: Twitter should hire Trump as its new CEO.

Can a sitting president be CEO?

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
POP A PILL MARCO

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InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
haha hands

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 lmfao

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Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Shyfted One posted:

This is going to be a great night
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Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
 Rubio sounds thirsty

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
The hands :laffo:

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smg77
Apr 27, 2007

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

haha hands
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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Mr Jaunts posted:

Rubio sounds pretty hoarse tonight

Told you!


He's afraid to be seen drinking water in public

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AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
 OMG THE HANDS

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Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
omg the hands

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 LMAO

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
MY HANDS ARE loving HUGE GOD drat IT

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 Oh my god we're on to hands and dicks

We have crossed the rubiocon

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
MY COCK IS HUUUUUUGE

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Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
Man he is so insecure...

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
gifted small hands

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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Little Marco is Big Marco now.

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

 DONALD TRUMP'S PENIS

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
HANDS

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Holy poo poo Trump legit just said,"Yo I got a big dick, make me President."

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This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Tokamak posted:

What do you think about the KKK? :smug:
The KKK Took My Candidacy Away

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
 LOOK AT MY HANDS

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Trump recycling Carson material

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Oh my god yes we're discussing penis sizes

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lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

 quit lieing trump, they are small

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
and america can not be topped. Close up the shop

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bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

 dickjokes at a national debate for President

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
THIS ELECTION OWNS

HOLY poo poo

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