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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
THIS ELECTION OWNS

HOLY poo poo

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Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
Hahahaha the hands really are a sore spot.

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Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
HOLY poo poo SMALL HANDS AND A DICK JOKE HOW IS THIS REALITY

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
bhahaha the loving hands

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 omg Trump pulling it back and tempting him to attack him with a flagrant lie

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
DICK JOKES UP HERE IN THIS DEBATE YESSIR

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smg77
Apr 27, 2007
 Trump has a yuuuuge dick

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Hahaha, what the gently caress is going on

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 tiny as gently caress

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Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
welp.
way to go, republicans

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
"Let's have a policy debate"

"lol u have a small dick"

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
2016: LOOK AT MY HANDS

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Cronodoculous
Jun 29, 2006

You light up my life


 Well that just happened.

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Great.

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

 OH MY GODDDDD OH MY loving GODDDDD

IT WORKS, HE CANNOT GET OVER HIS FUCKIGN HANDS

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

 This is a problem crowd

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Jacobin
Feb 1, 2013

by exmarx
Just tuned in in time for MAH DICK

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Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



 what

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nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.
"Obviously I disavow the KKK now. I already won Super Tuesday, I don't need their vote anymore!"

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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
THESE HANDS

Trump is making up for Carson's absence, I see

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


 trump "i dont have a small penis"

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Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
 AD 2016: FIRST TIME PENIS SIZE BECOMES AN ISSUE IN A DEBATE

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Welp. I think we've made history tonight.

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AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

mastershakeman posted:

Oh my god yes we're discussing penis sizes
Prospective leaders of the free world discussing penis size no less

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Malachy
Dec 20, 2013
 Big hands big dicks, make america great again.

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Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
We did it everyone.

Penis size a subject of debate.

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A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
embarrassed for my country, but in a good way!

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Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^

Olanphonia posted:

HOLY poo poo SMALL HANDS AND A DICK JOKE HOW IS THIS REALITY
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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

 Jesus Christ Trump

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Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
"I HAVE HUGE HAND

I HAVE A HUGE PENIS"

- next president of the united states of america

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

 marco so raspy. so thirsty. chang demands his toll. but.....

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

 get ur gold sharpies, boys

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

 SMALL PENIS INSULTS

IN A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

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Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

 hahahaha

that's the hardest i've lolled out loud during this campaign

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 this is loving unreal

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InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
annnnd da dilz

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 The last debate will literally be a dick measuring contest.

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Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
IS THIS REALITY?! :vince:

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

 I want to break his jaw

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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Our democracy ladies and gentlemen.

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