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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Our democracy ladies and gentlemen.

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Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Where does Trump stand? On his big cock.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Talking about their dicks

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I hope all the questions are more 'why are you here, Trump has won'

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
PENIS MOM BIG loving ERECT PENIS

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
my dick is loving HUGe *crowd goes nuts *

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
front runner in presidential debate: "I got a yuuuge dick!"

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Jesus Christ, we've barely started and it already feels more like a pro-wrestling hype segment than a political debate.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
through 7 years of barack obama, the best years of this century

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004

spoon0042 posted:

LOOK AT MY HANDS

Trumps massive Cock wins the debate

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
nothing matters

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
wait what was the dick joke, I missed it

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

these are my hands, do they LOOK small?

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Bishop posted:

AD 2016: FIRST TIME PENIS SIZE BECOMES AN ISSUE IN A DEBATE

What in the hell? lol.

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Let me introduce you to my Vice President DEEZ NUTZ

Shyfted One
May 9, 2008
This should be a 5 hour debate

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
The gently caress does this have to do with the question

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Beforehand posted:

Where does Drumpf stand? On his big cock.

bout a foot behind it I guess

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
well, megyn, let me just dodge this question and pivot

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Jerusalem posted:

Holy poo poo Trump legit just said,"Yo I got a big dick, make me President."

this is the greatest election cycle

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

By the last debate they're just gonna unzip and get Wolf Blitzer up there with a ruler.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your Republican Nominee - John Kasich.

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

ted cruz has a small dick fyi

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
im dying


ashma attack

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
whip out your dick donald

Jacobin
Feb 1, 2013

by exmarx
"WE NEED SOLUTIONS NOT SLOGANS" - A Slogan

Malachy
Dec 20, 2013
Why don't the moderators ask the other candidates how big their dicks are, America needs answers!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



bennyfranks posted:

ted cruz has a small dick fyi

It prolly looks like a christmas light bulb

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



ugh poor people, disgusting. If only there was some way to never help them and take away their healthcare.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Less Ted Cruz, more penis bragging please

Phelddagrif
Jan 28, 2009

Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.
Cruz's stump speech response is boring, let's go back to talking about Trump's dick.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I really wish there's some way we could have had an LBJ vs Trump campaign.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



rivetz posted:

The gently caress does this have to do with the question

No, but see, students are up to their eyeballs in debt, and with Ted Cruz's brilliant education strategy of a flat tax —

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.
John Oliver must be dying laughing right now.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
"I have a big penis" - Republican debate

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
we are staying consistent with dicks I see

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
ABOLISH THE IRS BUT ALSO HAVE A TAX STILL

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I can't believe the debate peaked less than 10 minutes in

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

from the party of family values

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

bennyfranks posted:

ted cruz has a small dick fyi

ted cruz's dick looks worse than his face

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
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