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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Over and over again?

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
This stump speech sucks

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
"ted cruz, do you"

WHY YES I stumpstumpstumpstumpstump

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS
my dick is yuuuge

Jaminjami
Jan 26, 2015
this is my favourite Fincher movie

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
DOnald Trump talked about his dick in a presidential debate

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Gonna be honest: I didn't pay attention to anything Cruz just said.

an cow
Mar 18, 2002

This post may lower your reputation
They look like big strong hands don't they?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
my dick size depends on my current poll numbers

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
Welp, sorry liver, I wish we could've been friends.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Ted Cruz is going to come out of this debate looking better than Marco, book it

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Joementum posted:

Gonna be honest: I didn't pay attention to anything Cruz just said.

i'm in awe

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Bishop posted:

AD 2016: FIRST TIME PENIS SIZE BECOMES AN ISSUE IN A DEBATE

But the second time in 20 years a penis has been an issue.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

I really wish there's some way we could have had an LBJ vs Trump campaign.

i dunno

jr chang v jumbo

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Kaisich shouldn't be here

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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ELLAMENNO-P


Sorry are we still talking about Cruz? Did you guys all forget that Donald Trump just said "I have a yougeeeeee COCK" in televised debate

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Donald is being way softer than expected, trying to look less crazy. Somehow, it'll probably work.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



RIP John

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Joementum posted:

Gonna be honest: I didn't pay attention to anything Cruz just said.

trump's yuuuuge dick will do that

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Joementum posted:

Gonna be honest: I didn't pay attention to anything Cruz just said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIypdzgZAaI

here you go joe

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Ted Cruz is a fantasy land mother fucker.

idiot.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
PARTY OF LINCOLN

drink

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
LOL

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lol at all of this

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Sure

Sure

Sure

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
If Rubio and Cruz are going to go after Trump, he should just start lobbing softball attacks at Kasich to waste time.

Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

god rubio shut the gently caress up

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Normally I hate when people talk about how ~Idiocracy is becoming real~ because it's usually from an elitist standpoint. But no, this debate is terribly close to being a scene from Idiocracy.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



RUBIO STRIKING

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Was Kasich invited?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I'm loving Trump's smugness while Rubio rapid-fires dumb poo poo about him.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

2/3rds of conservatives don't want Trump. So what does that say about you, Rubio?

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Has Kasich said anything yet?

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
Rubio nobody gives a poo poo about the nuclear triad

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

triple sulk posted:

lol at all of this

THERE IS NO BUFFER ANYMORE GUYS, NO FRIEND BEN TO BRING US DOWN

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
:rock: NUCLEAR TRIAD :rock:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lets just talk polls for two hours

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
i love watching the establishment of a major party flail like children because they're completely out of touch with the base they created

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
nuclear triad... the power...

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Go back to debate club Rubio

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