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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 Nuclear Triad is a loving sick band name though for the record

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 No, gently caress Kasich, let these three dipshits just punch each other.

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Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
 Donald Trump said he wanted to have a policy debate and closed with "my dick is yooooooj"

This country.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
naaaaaational, naaaaaational poll

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Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

 Rubiowned's voice is going going gone

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

smg77 posted:

Has Kasich said anything yet?

who cares

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
So one minute they say he's too conservative, the next minute they say he's too liberal

Decide you fucks

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 :lol:

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rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
hahahahaha

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Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



 They haven't even shown Kasich's face :psyduck:

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Phelddagrif
Jan 28, 2009

Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.
unintelligable yelling

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
ted cruz is also in this fight but he's just letting marco do all the work

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 omg this fuckin poo poo

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
I saw nuclear triad on tour with megadeth in 87

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
 Euthanise this audience, they are rude.

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Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
Rubio is so pissed... He's gonna shank Trump

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Oh poo poo I just got here, what's up?

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 I am Ted's complete lack of comfort

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
haha this is chaos

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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Give him the chair! Give him the chair!

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 I'm flipping between Smackdown and the Debate and I can't tell which is which.

Like I'm waiting for Taker's music to hit in the Debate and waiting for Rubio to come out yelling at Vince.

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Jaminjami
Jan 26, 2015
 'I beat Hillary Clinton'

- Donald Trump

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
I beat hilary clinton every day

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Hillary is watching this and cackling I assume

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fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
Like I'm basically the Foreign Policy guy, and I couldn't give a poo poo less about the Nuclear Triad.

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





 i am excited for trump throwdown with hilldog

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
WRONG SIR I BEAT HILLARY CLINTON ON HER STUPID HEAD I BEAT HILLARY CLINTON IN HER STUPID STOMACH I BEAT HILLARY CLINTON EVERYWHERE

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Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




 put them in a boxing ring and let them work it out

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
he has the clinton sex tape

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
all this talk about beating hillary clinton puts the crowd at half-chub status

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Kasich heard somebody else say Ohio, surprised he didn't go,"Awaoooooo?" like a confused hound dog.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Pick posted:

Oh poo poo I just got here, what's up?

Rubio got a baby dick, supposedly.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 is this a married with children studio audience

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HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

Pick posted:

Oh poo poo I just got here, what's up?

trump dick huge confirmed

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hexachord
Nov 5, 2009
 All this talking about beating Hillary Clinton kinda making me nervous.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/maxasteele/status/705576407062208512

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Pick posted:

Oh poo poo I just got here, what's up?

They aren't filtering the audience so it's like an ECW show

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Pick posted:

Oh poo poo I just got here, what's up?

trump has a big dick, and Rubio "isn't THAT much of a lightweight"

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
oh look it's kaischzzzzzzzz

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