GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

oh look it's kaischzzzzzzzz

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:12

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Did Trump say he has a big dick or am I dreaming

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:12

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

comes along bort posted:

all this talk about beating hillary clinton puts the crowd at half-chub status

Half?

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:12

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Euthanise this audience, they are rude.

Euthanize us all oh lord

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:12

potato of destiny: Aug 21, 2005; Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

I can only get so erect, here, people

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:12

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

holy poo poo kasich is even there

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:12

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

Pick posted:

Oh poo poo I just got here, what's up?

https://twitter.com/MikeColeNESN/status/705575691702681600

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:12

1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

marco rubio will never be president of the united states

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:12

Koala Food: Nov 16, 2010

Pick posted:

Oh poo poo I just got here, what's up?

trump's dick

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

POLLS POLLS POLLS

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

Pick posted:

Oh poo poo I just got here, what's up?

Ever seen American Gladiators?

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

"Mr. Trump, when did you stop beating Hillary Clinton?"

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Holy gently caress, who is this guy?

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

Do it Kasich, loving do it!

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

Bishop: Aug 15, 2000

Gov Kasich, you've yet to tell us your penis size

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Did Trump say he has a big dick or am I dreaming

he says there is no problem

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

VR Native American: May 1, 2009; Gun Saliva

Kasich- I'm white bread

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

pillsburysoldier posted:

Not sure what else needs to be said

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Donald "I can't beat Hillary" Trump taking a bold approach

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

Pick posted:

Oh poo poo I just got here, what's up?

Just the first nice long conversational clusterfuck.

Oh god Trump is randomly interjecting over Kasich too it's beautiful

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

kasich using the fact that noone knows who he is to his advantage

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Vertical Lime posted:

is this a married with children studio audience

Trump/Flush Noise 2016

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

CBJSprague24 posted:

I'm flipping between Smackdown and the Debate and I can't tell which is which.

Like I'm waiting for Taker's music to hit in the Debate and waiting for Rubio to come out yelling at Vince.

I'd pay cash money for Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler to commentate this.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

smg77: Apr 27, 2007

Still want to see Ben Carson wander on stage looking confused at some point

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

InsanityIsCrazy: Jan 25, 2003; by Lowtax

kasich is the new sleepy ben

start coughing, champ

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Thump! posted:

Rubio got a baby dick, supposedly.

yikes

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

scrums

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

donald might has a huge cock, but i balanced the budget

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

Chaos reigns.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

marco and cruz are grant and trump is the t-rex

kasich is malcom coming out waving a flare

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

gently caress you, Kasich. IT'S A NEW DAY, YES IT IS.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

Fintilgin: Sep 29, 2004; Fintilgin sweeps!

They should just give these guys some knifes and let them settle it by combat.

It would be easier on all of us.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

BALANCED

BUDGET

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:13

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.