GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

blugu64 posted:

Not sure what else needs to be said

Everyone know it's not the size of the ship but the motion in the ocean

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Soothing Vapors posted:

Kasich is literally just selling himself as a grownup

worst part: it's all a facade :smith:

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RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

KASICHMENTUM HAPPENING

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RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

KASICHMENTUM HAPPENING

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smg77: Apr 27, 2007

Soothing Vapors posted:

Kasich is literally just selling himself as a grownup

That's why he's losing

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Dahn: Sep 4, 2004

Thump! posted:

Rubio got a baby dick, supposedly.

not sure why Rubio is so sensitive about his dick size. It's all about how you use it.

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

nothing that can't be solved by a good old fashioned dick measuring tonight

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

yeah kasich that's what the trumpstaffel care about, the crossover votes

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Wait, did Trump ACTUALLY suggest he had a huge dick?

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Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

Poor kasich, in another world you are an outspoken moderate republican and are debating Jeb! Bush right now

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Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

Is the foxnews stream totally dead?

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OldSenileGuy: Mar 13, 2001

"I know how ta do all a dis and i got a plan dat will pass da congress."

-John Kasich

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velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Kasich having a tantrum

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I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Get Grandpa off the stage please.

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Alien Arcana: Feb 14, 2012; You're related to soup, Admiral.

They wrote you off for a reason, Kasich

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nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

pillsburysoldier posted:

Owns

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Soothing Vapors posted:

Kasich is literally just selling himself as a grownup

Bold move.

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sexy fucking muskrat: Aug 22, 2010; by exmarx

Pick posted:

Wait, did Trump ACTUALLY suggest he had a huge dick?

yup

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Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Spoilers: Kasich will not win Ohio

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Kasich confirming the contested convention strategy :kheldragar:

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

go to hell kaisch

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Kasich: All y'all motherfuckers in Kasich Country now! :getin:

falls asleep

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mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Kasich: I promise I can win one loving state.

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

kasich is making up for lack of ben carson

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Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Charliegrs posted:

Is the foxnews stream totally dead?

http://www.livenewschat.eu/the-republican-debates-live-stream/

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Scott Walker's a dipshit for dropping out. He coulda just run a shoestring campaign and hung around and been Kasich in this moment. Kasich hasn't done poo poo all but still has some chance at being the compromise candidate at the convention. Walker would have been an even better compromise because he draws from the same pool of rear end in a top hat voters that Trump and Cruz draw from.

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Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

Pick posted:

Wait, did Trump ACTUALLY suggest he had a huge dick?

Yes.

Yes he did.

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Malachy: Dec 20, 2013

Kasich's hands are a pretty good size.

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InsanityIsCrazy: Jan 25, 2003; by Lowtax

kasich: YOU FUCKERS

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trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

Pick posted:

Wait, did Trump ACTUALLY suggest he had a huge dick?

Yes he did. Literally.

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bennyfranks: Jun 23, 2005; IGNORE ME!

kasich using the ben carson strategy

better to mention his dick imo

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Pick posted:

Wait, did Trump ACTUALLY suggest he had a huge dick?

yes this literally happened and it is the greatest election in the history of the yoogenited states

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Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

Someone pull this lousy Democrat off the stage tia

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Chemtrailologist: Jul 8, 2007

cuz ur boring

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Pick posted:

Wait, did Trump ACTUALLY suggest he had a huge dick?

wasnt a suggestion

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AceRimmer: Mar 18, 2009

Wtf Rubio stay still and ~ride the high~ That leg kick lol

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Slate Action posted:

Spoilers: Kasich will not win Ohio

Spoilers: Ohio is a horrible hellhole.

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Joementum posted:

Kasich confirming the contested convention strategy

That seems like something you shouldn't say you're trying to do? Because doesn't that basically mean "I need to use backdoor poo poo because the electorate isn't supporting me"?

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