GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

that's it, flirt with megyn

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:32

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 02:18

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Pinterest Mom posted:

https://twitter.com/Babylonian/status/705581381204746241

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:32

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

haha Megyn's fake laughter

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paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

"i supported george bush"

*dead silence, one guy goes "woo"*

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Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

haha the nyt tape yes

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:32

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

"nice to see you megyn. your hair fell out, would you like some of mine?"

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:33

Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

Size of the.... wall

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:33

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

paranoid randroid posted:

"i supported george bush"

*dead silence, one guy goes "woo"*

I didn't know Jeb! was there in Detroit.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:33

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

Why are these stupid kids dabbing in the audience

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:33

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I'm that girl dabbing behind Megyn Kelly

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

release the transcripts donald

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:33

Anorexic Robot: Nov 11, 2012

lol the kids dabbing in the back

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:33

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Lmao @ hi

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:33

Mokelumne Trekka: Nov 22, 2015; Soon.

crowd in the background is doing the wave and laughing lol

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:33

Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

there's "blood" (cum) coming out of my "wherever" (dick) when megyn kelly asks a question

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:33

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

So.... you did say it?

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:33

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

Joementum posted:

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:33

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

there must be tug. there must be pull.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:33

SeANMcBAY: Jun 28, 2006; Look on the bright side.

triple sulk posted:

lmao they're letting him get away with this

To be fair, what the gently caress can they do at this point?

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:33

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

Ahahahah

It's important that I am allowed to have lied! Wait no they did it! Wait no business somethingsomethingmumble! Wait no Ted! Oh, gently caress it *word salad until bell rings*

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Joementum posted:

pls make this the background of ycs

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:34

long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/705581356231888896

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:34

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

The sanctity of privacy from the dude who gave out Lindsey Graham's cell phone number at a rally

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:34

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

GrimGypsy posted:

Ahahahah

It's important that I am allowed to have lied! Wait no they did it! Wait no business somethingsomethingmumble! Wait no Ted! Oh, gently caress it *word salad until bell rings*

I taste toast

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:34

HyperPuma: Jun 24, 2007; b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

RELEASE THE LONGFORM WALL BLUEPRINTS TRUMP

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:34

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

GrimGypsy posted:

Ahahahah

It's important that I am allowed to have lied! Wait no they did it! Wait no business somethingsomethingmumble! Wait no Ted! Oh, gently caress it *word salad until bell rings*

poo poo, just repeat,"Mexico is paying for the wall!"

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:34

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

dat fukkn wall

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:34

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Also that was a really lovely answer

"That was mean of them to do, exposing that thing I just confirmed saying"

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:34

TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Trump missed a complete sitter on immigration...

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

jesus christ wallghazi

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:34

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

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♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Jerusalem posted:

poo poo, just repeat,"Mexico is paying for the wall!"

what he just did lmao

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

SeANMcBAY posted:

To be fair, what the gently caress can they do at this point?

actually go after him. i mean cruz is poo poo but he's actually kinda right if he's trying to make a point against him but i guess fox doesn't care

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:35

rabble rabble: Mar 24, 2015; Nap Ghost

this is loving great answer from trump

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:35

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

I'm flexible on how high the wall will be

is this real

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:35

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

It's amazing that Foxnews did a coordinated hit on Trump, smacked rubio around a bit. And the only thing that will be remembered is that Ted Cruz ate something on his lip on live television and that Trump made a joke about his penis.

God bless us.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 03:35

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

the flim flam man inherited reagan's teflon suit. this man is going to be the leader of the free world.

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Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

When he says Mexico is going to pay for it it's like there's a Pavlovian response from the audience, god drat

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

"He wants it to be higher" :pusheen:

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RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

he wants it highter lmaoooo

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