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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

triple sulk posted:

lol as someone in tech, silicon valley does not need more workers

They need more workers paid less than you so they can give bigger dividends

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Youtube stream got DMCA'd

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
so snarky, megyn

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Megan Kelly looking like Robin Wright

Here To Help
Aug 16, 2008
Cruz's Tonsillolith was one of the grossest things I've seen omg

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Combed Thunderclap posted:

can't stump

the trump :smuggo:

...and they moved on?!

nothing matters anymore :cripes:

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


steelninja posted:

so did fox just decide to gently caress all the candidates to stop a republican civil war?

paving the way for the rom

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Logikv9 posted:

Trump used his "Make A Deal" skills and told Ailes that a President Trump would outlaw all other news networks

Big time. Trump cut a deal...

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Yoshifan823 posted:

No, I think the epitome of a gotcha question is the one where the moderator pulls up the powerpoint slides after you answer which has not been done before and will not be done again.

Lol and yet he's still killin' it

Drumpfed!

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

EugeneJ posted:

Youtube stream got DMCA'd

http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream

Stream 2 is good if you use ad block

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

EugeneJ posted:

Youtube stream got DMCA'd

the fox stream Just Works and i'm in canada

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
trump is pulling a gun

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
attack the polish, cruz

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



EugeneJ posted:

Youtube stream got DMCA'd

http://www.livenewschat.eu/the-republican-debates-live-stream/

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Yoshifan823 posted:

Mitt Romney is yelling " YOU CAN'T JUST SAY 'I'M CHANGING AND CHANGE YOUR ANSWER GOD DAMMIT" at his tv.

meanwhile, at the white house, john kerry's brains are now scattered all over his office and the hired help are in for a big surprise when they come to check on him

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
lot of waiters in the audience tonight

Arcanen
Dec 19, 2005

Trumps "cut down on H1-B abuse of hiring workers from foreign countries on the cheap, but allow smart school graduates to stay" is an entirely reasonable position.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



triple sulk posted:

lol as someone in tech, silicon valley does not need more workers

You must've missed the true meaning of his position on H1Bs

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Mr Hootington posted:

trump is pulling a gun

lol

CAPS LOCK BROKEN
Feb 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I can't believe trump is racing to the center already

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

Here To Help posted:

Cruz's Tonsillolith was one of the grossest things I've seen omg

yeah I literally gagged. i hope they play that on the news a bunch hahaha

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

See other politicians. You can just change your mind and admit it. It's no problem as long as you explain yourself.

For example, watch Trump become the exact center candidate as soon as he wins the nomination.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


STOP WITH THE NEW YORK TIMES poo poo JESUS

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

If Cruz's words were coming out of someone who didn't look like a bag of spiders, this would be very effective.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Uh Ted you and Marcos' dads were immigrants

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Millstone posted:

the fox stream Just Works and i'm in canada

The NewsChatEU stream features 80s new wave music during the breaks

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
cruz is such a loving slime

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

Ok.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Millstone posted:

lot of waiters in the audience tonight

"how many people are the pig poop from that one picture"

[scattered applause, woos]

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Youth Decay posted:

The NewsChatEU stream features 80s new wave music during the breaks

switching

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Uh Ted you and Marcos' dads were immigrants

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Mr. Trump, when did you stop beating your immigration plan?

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
"How many people here have worked as a waiter or waitress?

[dishonest applause]

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Do these people not understand the more poo poo they fling at trump the more he gets to be on air?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

"Ok, Ok Ted...T-...Ted, shut up Ted."

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

since when are H1Bs given to foreign waiters and waitresses...

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004


Cuban sandwich's own

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
It's a short season, called "the season"

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Millstone posted:

lot of waiters in the audience tonight

I'm sure their daddies made them get a job when they were 16 for the summer at the club to get a feel for "what it's really like for the poors"

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Epic High Five posted:

You must've missed the true meaning of his position on H1Bs

nah i know it's to pay people less, but the new initiative is code dot org so they can teach tons of kids how to code and drive the wages down to about the same amount

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