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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 lmao "yeah it's slave labor, I'm not alone, who cares?"

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Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
NewYorkTimesTapeGhazi

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 Cruz has Trump on his heels with this thing, drat

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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
 Lol Cruz and Rubio are floundering so loving hard with this NYT poo poo.

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The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

 Where did the NYT tape come from, Cruz?

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
loving Rubio wants like unlimited H1-Bs the hypocritical gently caress, why isn't Trump mentioning this?

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I take advantage of the law. There's no choice. *evil cartoon character shrug*

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
lyin' ted woooo

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 this is a joke

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bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

 is kasich even still here

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 Cruz, if your entire campaign rests on the NYT saving you,

you are hosed

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Trump's commitment to the NYT poo poo is honestly very good, though

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
LYIN' TED

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
lyin ted

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
 Mr Cruz, how will you deal with ISIS? "DONALD YOU NEED TO RELEASE THE TAPE!"

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Little Marco
Lying Ted

What will John be?

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





 lol trump shut it down

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GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
I've given my answer, Lying Ted. I've given my answer.

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Tim Burns Effect
Apr 1, 2011

 lmao Lyin' Ted

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Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
lyin' ted

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
cruz is more of a stereotypical scumbag laywer than john edwards

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Tyrone Biggums
Mar 5, 2013
 LION TED

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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


 Lyin' Ted

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Little Rubio and Lying Ted

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Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Little Marco and Lying Ted

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cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
lyin ted and lil rubio ahahahaha

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InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

EugeneJ posted:

Youtube stream got DMCA'd

fox news seems bett


no


wait


froze :mad:

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


 where is Man Hadden

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Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
 Lying Ted

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Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Logikv9 posted:

lyin' ted woooo

Lyin' Ted and Little Marco

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Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^

Logikv9 posted:

lyin' ted woooo
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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
crowd is rowdy as gently caress over isis lmao

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

 Cruz is just pathetic.

God drat, they're trying hard to make people LIKE Trump!

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
lmao at the rowdy audience

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 They're gonna pan to Kasich and it's gonna be just an empty podium

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Zoran posted:

Little Marco
Lying Ted

What will John be?

Vice President

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 Trump is owning this.

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

 The crowd is going loving wild

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

 the Lyin' of the Senate

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Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

zen death robot posted:

T A P E S

IT'S TAPES :mad:

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