GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

zen death robot posted:

T A P E S

IT'S TAPES :mad:

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

fox news seems bett

no

wait

froze

stealin all the bits in canada

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SpRahl: Apr 22, 2008

This debate so far has been a pretty blatant attack on Trump and given the super obviousness of that fact I wonder if its gonna backfire.

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Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

Lyin' Ted

Little Marco

poor Kasich doesn't get an epithet

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Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Davidson country TN gives no fucks about ISIS!!

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Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Alien Arcana posted:

Lyin' Ted and Little Marco

Who is that other guy on the stage?

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Is someone in the audience getting thrown out?

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Tars Tarkas: Apr 13, 2003; Rock the Mok

A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.

The audience is so crazy, this rules

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robot roll call: Mar 7, 2006; dance dance dance dance dance to the radio

this yelling crowd is making republicans seem really cool and sane and mature

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McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

What the gently caress was the crowd shouting there?

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Fintilgin: Sep 29, 2004; Fintilgin sweeps!

A MAP that shows where people are talking about ISIS!!!! On Facebook!

:stare:

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This Is the Zodiac: Feb 4, 2003

Zoran posted:

Little Marco
Lying Ted

What will John be?

John who?

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Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Crowd just deciding to shout their own questions at this point

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apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

What's with the crowd?

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

bennyfranks posted:

is kasich even still here

He thought he was sticking around because he was a viable candidate. He didn't realize that there must ALWAYS be a Ben Carson.

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Distant Chicken: Aug 15, 2007

It hasn't even been an hour yet.

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meanolmrcloud: Apr 5, 2004; rock out with your stock out

I walk around detroit every day and I never hear this many people shouting randomly.

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Alucard Nacirema: Apr 22, 2008; by exmarx

Alien Arcana posted:

Lyin' Ted and Little Marco

Sounds like a new Nintendo franchise

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Caustic: Jan 20, 2005

What the hell is this NY Times tape thing?

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Lurk Ethic: Jul 25, 2007; Lurk More

drat this poo poo is rowdy. Fuckin' love Repub debates, it's like Pro Wrestling

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

zen death robot posted:

T A P E S

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hexachord: Nov 5, 2009

All this yelling in the crowd is making it sound like Trumpistas are staging a coup.

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rabble rabble: Mar 24, 2015; Nap Ghost

I'm almost more concerned with the hooting and hollering from the crowed at a loving presidential debate, even a primary

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Alien Arcana: Feb 14, 2012; You're related to soup, Admiral.

oddium posted:

the Lyin' of the Senate

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nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

I wish this Fox News stream weren't so far behind the live broadcast.

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

forget taking their oil, take their water rubio

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Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

Will ISIS release their tapes?

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Fintilgin posted:

A MAP that shows where people are talking about ISIS!!!! On Facebook!

And the only metric is "above average"

Sooooo, half the country then, right?

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Millstone posted:

stealin all the bits in canada

can't find local bits. They don't apply! American bits won't settle for it. So I bring the bits in, but then they gotta go. In, then out. Everybody does it

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

I'm really enjoying how any time Trump gets rocked a little bit, the moderators immediately shut down all discussion

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

I helped out with 9/11 - John Kaisch

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

"the way you defeat ISIS is you delete their operating system. i, marco rubio, run on Linux and i'm so secure i cannot be hacked or deleted, but i know ISIS runs a pirated copy of Windows 2000 so i will have them on their knees!"

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TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

This is the line of attack that the Democrats would use. How do you fight for the American worker when you take advantage of labor laws to hire lower wage foreigners. Trumps other position is that American wages are too high - I don't think he is going to get a lot of support from Americans thinking they need to compete on wages with Mexico and China.

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This Is the Zodiac: Feb 4, 2003

DENUCULARIZED

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

de-nuculurized

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MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

This is so sad that no one is willing to nail Rubio to the wall over his I-Squared BS, it's a complete "gently caress you" to the middle class.

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

he denuclearized

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Tars Tarkas posted:

The audience is so crazy, this rules

They found one of those old drunk crowds from Married... with Children. If Ed O'Neill was running for President he'd be the frontrunner easily.

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Kasich - Pro-Gaddafi

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Terror Sweat: Mar 15, 2009

Needs More Ditka posted:

i still don't get why you're attacking his business practices WHEN THEY ARE ALLOWABLE UNDER LAW AND ARE ALSO MORE PROFITABLE THAT IS DONALD TRUMP'S ENTIRE POINT

if he did it the way you want him to do it he'd be a bad businessman

and why doesn't trump say this?

cuz its a bad policy and if he profits off it theres no reason for him to change it

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