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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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smg77
Apr 27, 2007
 waterboard the world

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

 "They're drowning people in steel cages"

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Jaminjami
Jan 26, 2015
 Herr

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Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
GOP: Cheering for Torture

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
 YEAH TORTURE!!!

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Trump is killing it right now

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Anorexic Robot posted:

Wayne Brady got ripped

Nyo

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Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
kangaroo courts making a comback usa usa usa

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Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


 https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/705585790047354881

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SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


 Trump shockingly supports water boarding.

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insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014
"I LOVE waterboarding" - Donald J Trump

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

 trump: actual terrorism advocate

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

 this poo poo really plays to the base

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AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

mannerup posted:

"they won't refuse"

:eyepop:
Perhaps they should be made to sign a loyalty oath? :ironicat:

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Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
 trump's gonna bring back the iron maiden

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Trump doubling down on a war crime. :stare:

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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Ted's A MESS.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Thundercracker posted:

I actually respect Kasich for every answer which is basically, "This will be hard and diffficult and I'm not going to bullshit you."

But he's loving tanking this debate. People want to be pandered to Kasiche, they don't want Jimmy Carter answers.

Only way to have a camera pointed at you during this debates is to say the dumbest poo poo possible which goes against what he's going for.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
waterboard ted cruz

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 "torture ftw" - Donald Trump

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abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


 trump is loving giving his base orgasms right now good christ

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Wooooooo pull some toenails off *wild applause*

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Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
 Ted is a pussy, yes that is happening

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Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
 In favor of decapitation, nice

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
trump owned the question and the crowd is going wild

this is the modern gop base

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Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
LOL Trump is probably gonna purge the US army to make sure they are compliant.

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
 Thats what dictatorship is you idiot

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 That sound was his base getting stronger, and every Independent running for the hills

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

oddium posted:

"we need to be in the air, gathering chi for a spirit bomb"

lol

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Good GOP debate question:

Moderator: So would you commit war crimes.

Candidate: gently caress YEAH I WOULD

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The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Uh oh, how will Trump recover in the GOP primary from wanting to torture America's brown, bearded enemies? Not when the base is so accustomed to nuanced and reflective thinking!

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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
... won't name Saudi Arabia? Really? Is that a line he won't cross?

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
oh poo poo :stare: another 9/11 tangent

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
"They knew what was happening"

holy poo poo

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Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




 more GWB dissing

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 Flying into the world trade center : A family activity!

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 Trump's gonna murder women and children. GREAT!

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
9/11

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Tim Burns Effect
Apr 1, 2011

 "those ANIMALS over there"
:eyepop:

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