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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 "Trump, who would you hire?"

"You bet I'd hire them, also Snowden amirite"

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Bhaal
Jul 13, 2001
I ain't going down alone
Dr. Infant, MD

Dahn posted:

Snowden fled to China ????
Yeah, for a few days I think, early on when all that broke

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bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

 who the gently caress is this guy

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Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



 Snowden was a Russian spy and if Russia respected us they would give him back to us oh it's glorious

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Kasich still alive

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cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
Bring back jeb!

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 "i'm old" -- john kasich

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm so loving tired of kaisch

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
So it's Trump with the script this time, not Rubio

Yayyy Murdoch!

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Richard Haas was for the invasion of Iraq.

How is Trump going to be better on foreign policy?

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 WHAT ABOUT HILLDAWG?

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
lol by mentioning Jeb! you just screwed your answer

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Dahn posted:

Snowden fled to China ????

Hong Kong to Moscow

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I knew Ronald Reagan!

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Soothing Vapors posted:

haha what the gently caress does this crowd keep yelling out



YES

Whohaoaoahoahaoah, yehhhhhhahah

You have to go to a Nascar race or two to understand the nuance though

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
"Im old"

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smg77
Apr 27, 2007

bennyfranks posted:

who the gently caress is this guy

No idea but he sure loves Ronald Reagan

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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
oh my god gently caress you kasich

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
you'll leave it right there? huh

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The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Did they give Kasich like 10 seconds?

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/digimatized/status/705586567394562049

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
"I KNEW Ronald Reagan...you can figure the rest out"

?

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 Kasich doesn't have the balls to say "And you sir, are no Ronald Reagan"

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
 "i knew ronald reagan and i cant remember the rest of this quote!"

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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

 but I was there!!!

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
So far...

1. Big Don
2. Kasich
3. Little Rubio
4. Lyin Cruz

Lyin Cruz is dying here... DYING.

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Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


 Kasich - "I would suck Ronald Reagan's cock SO HARD, gently caress you Cruz, I was THERE motherfucker"

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


 wait, Kasich worked with Regan. Pretty big game changer right there if true.

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Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
Trump: waterboard snowden

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

 my father delivered mail to ronald reagan

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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
"Alas, poor Reagan. I knew him, Horatio."

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Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012
 and, Mr. Trump, you're no Ronald Reagan

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 Can someone spam the comment section with WTF CAME OUT OF CRUZ's MOUTH?

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





 is this part the refractory period before we have a 2nd go of insanity? I feel like we blew our load instantly after 5 seconds of foreplay

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 "mister trump, what are your thoughts on cartoons being the number one category of porn searched for on pornhub in the state of vermont?"

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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
God Carson never gets any questions in these debates

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

 fuckin' Money For Nothing oh my god lmao

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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Montasque posted:

So far...

1. Trump
2. Kasich
3. Rubio
4. Cruz

Cruz is dying here... DYING.

Yup. Halfway through and nobody but Trump and Kasich even made a blip.

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 Kasich once again sets Trump up for a dunk and Trump declines

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Jan 26, 2015
 foxnewsgo is very new wave

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