GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

I want my MTV

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Jacobin: Feb 1, 2013; by exmarx

Needs More Ditka posted:

lol by mentioning Jeb! you just screwed your answer

"Whiny intellectual magazine full of establishment types ranked me one better than Jeb" - Sure fire winner

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Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Arnold also in favour of building the wall I see

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jackofarcades: Sep 2, 2011; Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!

I can tell Donald Trump has a large penis because he wants to kill women and children and torture people.

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Sardonik: Jul 1, 2005; if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

"Build walls, twice as high as you need" - a stupid mobile game ad after Trump's heart

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mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

WampaLord posted:

Kasich doesn't have the balls to say "And you sir, are no Ronald Reagan"

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Rexicon1: Oct 9, 2007; A Shameful Path Led You Here

Remember when we had to rebuild our military because of the endless grinding war of the Carter administration. Thank goodness we had Reagan to cast his magicks. I was there when High Arch Wizard Reagan performed his incantations to rebuild military.

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

I was going to step outside and smoke some weed but I love Dire Straits fuuuuck

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Also fun fact: Kasich is 7 years younger than Trump

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Phelddagrif: Jan 28, 2009; Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.

"I knew Ronald Reagan. I'll let you figure out what came next :gay:

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ascii genitals: Aug 19, 2000

MONEY FOR NOTHIN BABY *dabs*

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Prorat: Aug 3, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Arturo Ui posted:

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/flights.asp

Snopes is wrong and awful.

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Dead Cosmonaut: Nov 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

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The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

Not Snowden's fault that the government put a bunch of important military stuff on the same sheet of paper they put their illegal stuff.

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sexy fucking muskrat: Aug 22, 2010; by exmarx

Oh my god Money for Nothing on this stream, amazing

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TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

would Trump torture Snowden and murder his family

this is important

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

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Dead Cosmonaut posted:

and i love it

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

KNOPFLER IS A GOD

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abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

no, john, i don't know what comes next :confused:

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Amergin: Jan 29, 2013; THE SOUND A WET FART MAKES

Phelddagrif posted:

"I knew Ronald Reagan. I'll let you figure out what came next "

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rivetz: Sep 22, 2000; Soiled Meat

That wargame ad is so creepy right on the heels of loathesome people credibly vying for the highest office in the land discussing a similar topic

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Scott Forstall: Aug 16, 2003; MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

Slate Action posted:

"I KNEW Ronald Reagan...you can figure the rest out"

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and you're no Jack Kemp, or something.

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Montasque posted:

So far...

1. Big Don
2. Kasich
3. Little Rubio
4. Lyin Cruz

Lyin Cruz is dying here... DYING.

other than a booger, what did cruz do to get put below little rubio?

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Mitt Romney: Nov 9, 2005; dumb and bad

They aren't asking the not-Trumps for any specifics

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Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

I want a debate question about building a space elevator

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Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

Is this the fall of Rome

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Honestly everyone except for Trump on this stage looks totally beat.

I don't think Rubio even knows why he's there.

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fat bossy gerbil: Jul 1, 2007

Trump is treading water but he isn't exactly swimming for shore.

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Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

That ain't working, that's the way you do it
Money for nothing and chicks for free

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/alexburnsNYT/status/705587277951594496

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ascii genitals: Aug 19, 2000

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Mitt Romney posted:

They aren't asking the not-Trumps for any specifics

they even had slides ready for trump

too bad trump supporters don't give a poo poo if the numbers add up

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Unmerciful: Sep 14, 2008

Trump just announced before the debate on Twitter that Sessions would be a National Security adviser (oh god help us) - why wouldn't he answer with that and stick it to Cruz? Thought it was a layup

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nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

mannerup posted:

and i love it

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Malachy: Dec 20, 2013

Yo kasich heres the quote you were trying to mangle, "Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy"

Better luck next time

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