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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

So is Trumped stumped? I don't have access to this shitshow right now

no, its obviously a bushwhacking attempt

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insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

jesus. the hateboner fox has for trump is serious.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

GrimGypsy posted:

Trump isn't doing as well as you guys think, btw.

he's doing better than he usually does which at this point is more than good enough

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


This debate is gonna end up being the shittiest one without Friend Ben's customary zinger somewhere toward the end

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lmao "gonna be here a long time" in response to watching tape of his lying

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

mightygerm posted:

This is just going to reinforce his 'dishonest media' shtick.

Yeah this isn't going to work like Fox News thinks it is

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

So is Trumped stumped? I don't have access to this shitshow right now

DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO DO A WAR CRIME AND BE PRESIDENT FOREVER

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



They should just keep the tape going for the rest of the debate

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
nah, all that poo poo was pre-Paris.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Charliegrs posted:

Is this the fall of Rome

This is more like some someone walking up to the burning ruins of Rome and saying "Oh poo poo, do you think Rome might be falling soon?"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i miss jeb

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Logikv9 posted:

loving called it

This is why he skipped the pre-Iowa debate

deadpan
Feb 2, 2004

oh wow some old school Daily Show-style contradictory film montages what a strange place Fox News is in right now

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

This is a hitjob ratfuck and I love every minute of it.

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More

Epic High Five posted:

lmao "gonna be here a long time" in response to watching tape of his lying

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Megyn Kelly sounded like a Dominatrix when she told Trump "two more" clips

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Oh man I had no idea that Bush was in still in the race as of mid February.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
he meant iraq, duh

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

loving daily show style clip compilations in a republican presidential debate

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
So this must be the attempted character assasination the establishment has been talking about

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

The hitjob is real, lol

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
How they use his own words against him!

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Fox News is going to be destroyed by Trump.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

again, trump is vast and contains multitudes

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Trump: The Afghanis are gonna steal Pakistan's nukes!

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

lmao "gonna be here a long time" in response to watching tape of his lying

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

deadpan posted:

oh wow some old school Daily Show-style contradictory film montages what a strange place Fox News is in right now

They're so close to a realization that they'll never come to.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Logikv9 posted:

i miss jeb

honestly i kinda do too :(

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Trump can literally say anything at this point and win

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
like lol how easy would it be for him to say "yeah I said that poo poo in September" but in November Paris got wrecked.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
name dropping howard stern LOL

Alucardd
Aug 1, 2006
mods are gods.

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum
oh my god trump is handling it fine

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Man I loving love that he calls Howard a good friend of his. Trump is bad rear end.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

One hell of a hit job on Trump. Think it'll stick?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Wait, we invaded Afghanistan to protect Pakistan's nuclear weapons?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

LOL "I DONT CARE ABOUT AFGHANISTAN BECAUSE THEY DON'T ABUT IRAN OR PAKISTAN"

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Epic High Five posted:

lmao "gonna be here a long time" in response to watching tape of his lying

powerful self-own

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
"i was so against going into Iraq i forgot there was a whole Iran in between it and Afghanistan"

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Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Mokelumne Trekka posted:

Megyn Kelly sounded like a Dominatrix when she told Trump "two more" clips

Even Trump shut up after that. :eyepop:

:lol: "Second question?"

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