GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

I NEVER skip ab-day

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:04

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/705585900823191554

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rivetz: Sep 22, 2000; Soiled Meat

My point, though, sir, is you fuckin lie all the time....?

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:04

bennyfranks: Jun 23, 2005; IGNORE ME!

trump has a big dick and a strong core and is flexible

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:05

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Is trump seriously the only one dealing with PowerPoint slides and video clips of himself?

I think people are going to see this as a hit job.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:05

Boon: Jun 21, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Democrazy posted:

How can Trump criticize others for wanting to invade Iraq while leaning on noted Iraq War supporter Richard Haass?

Why did you ask this

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:05

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

mannerup posted:

trump keeping the crowd on his side

Ignore the crowd, it's like last time. They cheer literally everything and hoot randomly

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Malachy: Dec 20, 2013

Wouldn't safe zones just be a land based occupation of a country exactly like the Iraq war?

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Slow News Day: Jul 4, 2007

I HAVE A VERY STRONG CORE MEGYN

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:05

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Vertical Lime posted:

Trump is literally Kerry

it's amazing how bad a candidate he really is even though he's going to get the nomination

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:05

Rochallor: Apr 23, 2010; ふっっっっっっっっっっっっｃｋ

Jesus, Trump is killing this.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:05

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

It's OK, but then you find out it's not OK

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Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

Saying two different things about the IRAQ WAR in the space of a few months is really freaking flexible

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Lurk Ethic: Jul 25, 2007; Lurk More

Trump floundering and looking kinda stumped

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sexy fucking muskrat: Aug 22, 2010; by exmarx

It's really weird to hear Republicans cheering for compromise and dealmaking :psyduck:

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/705585900823191554

that's the largest differential in any debate i've seen since this poo poo started getting popular in 2011

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I'm starting to think David Letterman was only half-joking when he said Trump running for President made him think retiring was the worst mistake of his life :xd:

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:05

Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

He's actually doing a pretty great job on flexibility. Wow.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:05

Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

"MY OPINIONS CHANGE AS THE FACTS CHANGE AND I GET MORE INFORMATION"

jebus that's a good answer

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

that was a lot of babbling

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:05

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

that was the exact perfect way to answer that question.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:05

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Rochallor posted:

Jesus, Trump is killing this.

lol he is, but it makes no sense.

chaos, reigning, etc

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:05

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

I hate his speaking style.

So much!

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:05

VR Native American: May 1, 2009; Gun Saliva

Shut up Kasich

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Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

Malachy posted:

Wouldn't safe zones just be a land based occupation of a country exactly like the Iraq war?

Yes thats why we havent done it in Syria

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:05

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

why the gently caress isn't rubio or cruz interrupting and being like WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?!?!?!??

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meanolmrcloud: Apr 5, 2004; rock out with your stock out

holy poo poo kasich, let trump flop around more

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George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

trump confirming he just says whatever the gently caress when first confronted then gets the answer he needs afterwards

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:06

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

kasich i can't wait until you ben carson your way off the stage

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:06

Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

Malloreon posted:

"MY OPINIONS CHANGE AS THE FACTS CHANGE AND I GET MORE INFORMATION"

jebus that's a good answer

"facts"

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:06

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

Lurk Ethic posted:

Trump floundering and looking kinda stumped

On the other hand, nothing matters.

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deadpan: Feb 2, 2004

Vertical Lime posted:

Trump is literally Kerry

oh he's Kerrying so hard it hurts

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:06

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

I don't think he's handling this well.

But they aren't going after the other candidates with the same treatment, so he'll just say Fox News is a bunch of assholes afterward.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:06

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

In all honesty, he's very good at deflecting the flip-flop gotchas.

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The Kingfish: Oct 21, 2015

"I'm a loving business person Meagan how the gently caress am supposed to know about this poo poo??"

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Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Malloreon posted:

"MY OPINIONS CHANGE AS THE FACTS CHANGE AND I GET MORE INFORMATION"

jebus that's a good answer

I will not stand for a politician who doesn't steadfastly stand by a belief in the face of logic and reason.
Goodbye sir.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:06

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.