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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

crazy cloud posted:

I was very much like, ok

trump 2012

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Trump handled that fine but Kasich's follow-up was better

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

WampaLord posted:

Trump works out his core.

Strong, flexible core.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
haha trump gets applause for saying you can' t be a rigid ideologue

they should rename this debate wackyville because it's so wacky

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



The flexibility line isn't going to do him any favors in the general

Which is where he's going

Because the GOP are clowns but not as good at clowning as Trump

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Bread Set Jettison posted:

I dont even know what people are applauding about

They like Trump. When someone you like changes their mind every day they are flexible. When someone you don't like changes their mind every day they are a liar, a flipflopper, etc.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Rocks posted:

why the gently caress isn't rubio or cruz interrupting and being like WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?!?!?!??

cuz they might be next on the video gotchas

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

bennyfranks posted:

trump has a big dick and a strong core and is flexible

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
They tricked Trump by being nice to him the last 2 days

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

The Kingfish posted:

Trump walking back his craziest foreign policy points tonight. He's basically just admitting that he didn't know what he was talking about and nobody is going to give a poo poo.
Trump is getting the Republicans to support flexible decision making?

It's probably not going to be enough to sway the NeverTrumps.

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More

Von Sloneker posted:

On the other hand, nothing matters.

tru

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


kasich has an easy opportunity to hit trump and instead pivots to tell us more about his stupid state and his stupid tax cuts

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Trump attacked with 3 flip flop videos, closes his babbling reply with applause. This is loving incredible.

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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Frosted Flake posted:

He's actually doing a pretty great job on flexibility. Wow.

Oh my god and now he has Kasich backing him up. "What's getting in the hearts and souls of people..."

Trump won the election tonight.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Abner Assington posted:

Kasich's "Aw, shucks" shtick is so fuckin' tiresome.

Ugh and we won't get rid of him until Ohio :jerkbag:

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Josh Lyman posted:

Did they look as shell shocked as Trump?

Cruz's pychopathy helped

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

mlmp08 posted:

lol he is, but it makes no sense.

chaos, reigning, etc

Nothing matters.

I mean, I don't disagree with changing minds and think flip-flopping is the dumbest political attack, but some of these answers are hilariously different. Pakistan's nukes???

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



I forgot Rubio was here

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
that's like... what trump just said kasich...

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

PostNouveau posted:

I don't think he's handling this well.

But they aren't going after the other candidates with the same treatment, so he'll just say Fox News is a bunch of assholes afterward.

Yeah, as long as he keeps talking and doesn't acknowledge the hits, he can spin the hell out of this whole thing tomorrow.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.


those proportions reflect his poll numbers too!

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Megan I have a strong core. Very strong. I do tons of sit ups. Tons.

I think you know my friend Tony Horton. Huge friend of mine. Gave me an advanced copy of his Ab Ripper. I. have. a. strong. core.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

feels like most of this debate is everyone else talking about donald trump.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Needs More Ditka posted:

that was the exact perfect way to answer that question.

Yeah. They set him up for a slam dunk. The Trump of a few weeks or months ago might have fallen for it, but drat.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
trump university showdown

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Trump isn't really flopping more or less than normal, and he's actually seemingly better prepared on a lot of this.

I'm calling it a wash tbh.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Kasich: Vote for the establishment because only we know what we're doing!

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Buffalo Wild Wing

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
hey guys trump university it sucks pay attention to meeeee

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
I'm gonna be super happy when trump gets killed by his praetorian guard.

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."
"blah blah blah" Buffalo Wild Wings, that's all I heard

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
YEAH BUFFALO WILD WINGS!!!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Marco, don't you badmouth Buffalo Wild Wings

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

What is my core? Well I'll tell you it's very strong, but also flexible, like a tree that bends, okay? Not in the wind, you know these trees, the wind comes and they break if they aren't flexible. Let me tell you that we came here and -by the way, great place, love this place- and the wind blows, so I look at it and I said, meekly okay yes, I said something else. Now the polls -and we're winning. I don't know if you know that but we are winning. The polls are saying what we are saying, strong. okay? These people -I see them, they're waving at me- hello there people. These are friends of mine. They say I don't change, okay? But I know these people, weird guys, they're fine. I love them. So the wind comes, you'd better believe it, and the core - it breaks, just like that. Let me tell you, it'll break. But I'm strong. People tell me every day, they say "you're strong", and it's true. Let me tell you that it's true, ladies and gentlemen.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
lil marco it's ok if you drink some water now

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
Rubio is literally stealing talking points from Last Week Tonight, no?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

those proportions reflect his poll numbers too!

Also the size of something else, if you know what I mean

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
Ohio is the worst state. Wait second worst after Indiana

Malachy
Dec 20, 2013
Kasich is the exact same candidate as Jeb! Low energy, no charisma.

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Sep 6, 2005

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The Pussy Boss posted:

feels like most of this debate is everyone else talking about donald trump.

Nono, the race is wide open.

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