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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Malachy
Dec 20, 2013
 Kasich is the exact same candidate as Jeb! Low energy, no charisma.

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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

The Pussy Boss posted:

feels like most of this debate is everyone else talking about donald trump.

Nono, the race is wide open.

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

zen death robot posted:

Why is Rubio talking about a Buffalo Wild Wings what is going on

MARCO IS VERY THIRSTY

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Rubio is such a beta

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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
"WRONG" vs "that's false" ... come on, Little Marco.

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lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

 hahahahaha, such a bullshit easy to disprove lie

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Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Rubio poo poo talking Buffalo Wild Wings manager implying he could never be more than just that.

gently caress you Rubio.

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Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
 Rubio ....I was prepared to talk about Trump university ........can we get back to that

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 3 different responses all over the spectrum, all loudly cheered

This is the sort of crowd that will bay for elections

fake edit - he settles cases when they're rape accusations :smuggo:

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Rubio shoehorning in the Trump University thing like crazy

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I literally want to kill Marco Rubio, gently caress that slimy shithead.

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Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
 This is funny becaue rubios whole education talking point is handing over education to private universities like trump university

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 I wish D- was an A

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
trump literally said he gets sued all the time in his maine speech today

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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

 Hahah they have to call him on the A


and repeating the lies from the john oliver piece is bad optics too

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/feb/28/donald-trump/fact-checking-donald-trumps-claims-about-trump-uni/

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
 thatsfalse thatsfalse thatsfalse LOL SHUTUP RUBIO you cant outdo Trump

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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Rubio shifting his persona to be Trump-lite is really bad

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
[unintelligible yelling]

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
MARCO RUBIO DOT COM

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

zen death robot posted:

Why is Rubio talking about a Buffalo Wild Wings what is going on

he's showing off all the new dialogue he practiced

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Alien Arcana posted:

Rubio is literally stealing talking points from Last Week Tonight, no?

ya

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
PLEASE GUYS GO ON MARCORUBIO DOT COM

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nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.
I'm really enjoying Kasich's karate class tonight.

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Go to hell Marco, go to a foam party waterboy

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 BEFORE THEY FOUND OUT I WAS A FRAUD I WAS RATED HIGHLY

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Rubio completely hosed up the segue into Trump University. He should have played up the fact that Trump's lines about how he was going to run the University being identical to his lines about how he was going to run the country.

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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


 Rubio is going to become the next Jeb. Kaisich is the only establishment figure that stands a chance to win the primary.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Just amazing how effortlessly he lies. "I never settle" is obviously false, but nobody cares.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
fox is trying to poo poo on you trump but it won't work

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
shut up rubio

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Megyn with the loving dagger

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
LOL we were a D- but we elevated to an A

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


 ben carson dot com slash marco rubio

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Talking about the BBB rating like it means anything. You just pay those fuckers to give you an A.

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
lol Megyn laid a trap and Trump stumped right into it

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
TRUMP GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

 I got an A from Trump University

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

cheese eats mouse posted:

Ohio is the worst state. Wait second worst after Indiana

what about brownback's kansas

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

 WAIT LET HIM FINISH [kelly places hand over card in spell/trap zone] okay go ahead

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