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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

 Trump just lies and lies until the truth gives up

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i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Fox is trying to ratfuck him but they're also giving him an insane amount of time to defend and they're cutting off attacks from Rubio and Cruz. I'm so confused.

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Megyn is absolutely loving this

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

 Ooh this is kind of a hard line. If there's really no evidence that it was an A from the BBB that could hurt trump.

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Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


 Let's just set the record straight, and then you guys can tear each other apart.

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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

The Kingfish posted:

Rubio is going to become the next Jeb. Kaisich is the only establishment figure that stands a chance to win the primary.

Zero is a number.

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Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp

Slate Action posted:

Buffalo Wild Wing
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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Fat Lowtax posted:

I got an A from Drumpf University
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Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

Megyn with the loving dagger

unfortunately Trump has no heart to stab

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 Megyn: "goddamnit Rubio you little poo poo let me show you how this is done"

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

Megyn with the loving dagger

she pwned him

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
It involves suckers

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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Joementum posted:

Just amazing how effortlessly he lies. "I never settle" is obviously false, but nobody cares.

I know he's lying, and I almost believe him.

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
lol trump university, a thing that exists

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

cheese eats mouse posted:

Ohio is the worst state. Wait second worst after Indiana

look at this dude who doesn't realize anything south of kentucky exists.

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
 Im calling it now: Trump is never doing a foxnews debate again.

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Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More

McGlockenshire posted:

"WRONG" vs "that's false" ... come on, Little Marco.

Someone photoshop little Marco's face onto
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Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
 HOLD ON LET ME TALK SMACK

-the moderator

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Megyn Kelly 2016??

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Fat Lowtax posted:

I got an A from Trump University
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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 Hahahaha Hillary is going to poo poo down Trump's throat if he doesn't get some thicker skin

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Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

 We're neck deep in nuance and nobody who matters gives a poo poo at this point.

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Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
 Look I'll dig a fallout bunker if trump is elected, but this is a complete hit job by FOX

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

oddium posted:

WAIT LET HIM FINISH [kelly places hand over card in spell/trap zone] okay go ahead

lmao

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 I want Megyn Kelly to tie me down and make me her bitch

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 MADOFF!

:aaa:

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

oddium posted:

WAIT LET HIM FINISH [kelly places hand over card in spell/trap zone] okay go ahead

*megyn whips out dagger* HES MINE LITTLE BOY, I CLAIMED HIS SCALP. STAND ASIDE OR DIE

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Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
Foxnews always had it out for Trump

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Trump did a bunch of extra credit assignments to get it elevated to an A. Geez, back off Megyn.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"standby" works surprisingly well as a "stfu"

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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


 Oh man what a hatchet job

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Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Naet posted:

Fox is trying to ratfuck him but they're also giving him an insane amount of time to defend and they're cutting off attacks from Rubio and Cruz. I'm so confused.

I really have no idea what's going on, other than Megyn Kelly really hates Trump.

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Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^

Slate Action posted:

Megyn is absolutely loving this

she been waiting for this

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Trump should shout at women more.

He should especially do this when he debates a woman.

This will lead to him being very successful in a general election.

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
gently caress here comes the powerpoint again

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cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now

enraged_camel posted:

what about brownback's kansas

gently caress I can't choose. They're all worst. Worst a worst a.1 etc

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Standby

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Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

 FACT CHECK: you can literally buy a rating from the BBB (i know this)

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
 Stop saying "Standby" it's v. triggering for me.

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

 That line :siren:

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