GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

Republicans attacking for profit schools. Up is down, left is right, cats are marrying dogs.

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Slow News Day: Jul 4, 2007

HOW IS ANY OF THIS RELEVANT

LMAO

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The Kingfish: Oct 21, 2015

Oops lol " I gave a lot of people their money back."

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I want Megyn to do terrible things to me

HIT HIM ON THE FEW YEARS THING GODDAMN PEOPLE

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mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Trump/Kelly 2016. Or gently caress it, Kelly/Trump.

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Phelddagrif: Jan 28, 2009; Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.

Rexicon1 posted:

This might be the end of Trump. This university poo poo is going to be the end of a Trump

Greetings, interdimentional visitor!

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

hahaha I thought Fox was letting up on Trump

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Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

He's going back to the 98% line.

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oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

comes along bort posted:

dude marco 95% of your voter base has no clue what a zillow is

aren't they the pillows that are also animals

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tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

Why is he just repeating the line "Just elect me president and we'll see"?

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

really driving this trump university poo poo into the ground

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AceRimmer: Mar 18, 2009

drat it Trump, where is your Corinthian Colleges talking point?

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Brogeoisie: Jan 12, 2005; "Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."

Rubio sucks, holy crap does he suck. Like, all I've gotten from this debate that everyone except from Trump is an empty, classist suit. Is it any wonder why the GOP voters like Trump?

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blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

This is a hitjob!!!

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lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

the kill shot

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Boon: Jun 21, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Megyn Kelly won this debate.

She is giving Trump so much rope, forcing the other candidates to let him talk, letting him talk. Then killing him.

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Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Fox News spitting on Scalia's grave by standing up for class action lawsuits.

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Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

enraged_camel posted:

HOW IS ANY OF THIS RELEVANT

LMAO

Rubio is answering that now

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Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

triple sulk posted:

I want Megyn Kelly to tie me down and make me her bitch

Hell, same.

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Despera: Jun 6, 2011

That Madoff line will stick

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nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

STANDBY.

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

little marco was bullied in the library of trump university

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/TheFix/status/705591159440199681

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SNAKES N CAKES: Sep 6, 2005; DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Jerusalem posted:

Rubio completely hosed up the segue into Trump University. He should have played up the fact that Trump's lines about how he was going to run the University being identical to his lines about how he was going to run the country.

Yes yes, good job.

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Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Marco Rubio just sounds whiney.

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Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

The future of the united states rests on Trump university

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smg77: Apr 27, 2007

oh god

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VR Native American: May 1, 2009; Gun Saliva

Rubio ;_;

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Spiky Ooze: Oct 27, 2005; Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)

click the shit outta^

Millstone posted:

really driving this trump university poo poo into the ground

he deserves it. it was a straight up scam.

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

triple sulk posted:

I want Megyn Kelly to tie me down and make me her bitch

plz control ur toxic masculinities but also yes, me too

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RACHET: Dec 29, 2014; by exmarx

Misdirection isn't working

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

I know he's lying, and I almost believe him.

In that John Oliver piece, he even comments about how Trump lied with so much confidence about being invited to be on his show that he actually went to his production staff and asked them if it actually happened without his knowledge.

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

a fool and their money are soon parted why do i care about trump u?

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Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

the real con artists are fox news, trump should go back on the attack imo

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deadpan: Feb 2, 2004

Roger Ailes sitting over this debate like a Roman emperor at the Coliseum, slowly giving Trump the thumbs down

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Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Rubio's doing so good here! :eyepop:

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Kelly is making a) me aroused with this and b) Trump hang himself

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Spiky Ooze posted:

he deserves it. it was a straight up scam.

it was already in the ground

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Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

Rubio walked into that one.

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Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

holy poo poo

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