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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
it still blows my mind that fox news has had the most integrity so far in any of the republican debates

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Rubio is like the bully's little sidekick coming in to throw in a quip after the big guy did the hard work.
He's not doing any of the heavy hitting and it does not endear him.
If the lady was a candidate she'd be leading the polls.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Flustered Trump is not very good at being Trump

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


little marco

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Cruz is the new Friend Ben.

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
dog reference woop woop :woop:

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

this is lame! they're [trying to] jump the Trump!

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

Yoshifan823 posted:

Marco Rubio just sounds whiney.

He's not terribly good at attacking, though I can't pinpoint why.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


nothing matters

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
aha little marco

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Trump is losing it HAHHAA

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i don't know what's happening but this is great

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


BOOO RUBIO

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

dyin'

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
Trump coming apart at the seams a little

Probably not enough to matter but still

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


You defrauded the people Little Marco.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Marco so desperately wants to pull a Christie on someone, anyone

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Jesus this is insane.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



AceRimmer posted:

drat it Trump, where is your Corinthian Colleges talking point?

Come on Trump baby pull it together

I hate you and I want Megyn to kill you so bad but we gotta kill the GOP from within come on baby

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
God... I'm weary

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."
Cruz shut the gently caress up

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
They tried to ratfuck Donald and somehow Donald recovered

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Rubio getting his talking points from John Oliver lmao

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I think these two are gonna cry

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
looks like Rubio is getting taken to trump university

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

Knock it off Marco, you don't have the balls to be Christie.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
This should be a pro Democrat video

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
shut the gently caress up ted cruz

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





little rubio a chiwawa

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
STANDBY

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

You could see the gears inside Trump's head turning as he come up with "You didn't show up to your job, you defrauded the people of Florida!"

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Cruz laying down the boom

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Cruz with the best moment of the debate :iceburn:

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
Oh shut the gently caress up Cruz

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
Oh hey, Ted Cruz, I remember him

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
the Steaks are too high in this election

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Is this the debate you want to see in the general election?

YESSSSS

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
"People of Florida wouldn't elect [Little Rubio] dog catcher"

lmao

"People of america, is this the debate you want to see?"

...yes?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
cruz is a vulture here to pick at the remains after the real predators finish fighting

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Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Cruz: Are you not entertained?!

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