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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

 Cruz: Are you not entertained?!

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
 Lol Cruz pretending to be above this. What a slimy gently caress hes just as bad as the rest of them

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

zen death robot posted:

Trump will come out of this stronger, somehow

I'm not 100% sure at this point, he hasn't turned to booing the media yet so it's kind of his only out right now

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

tecnocrat posted:

Trump is just gonna turn this into "Poor little Trump getting beaten up by the big bad media".

That would require him using the word "little" in reference to himself, and he's physically incapable of that.

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Alice Liddell
Sep 14, 2004

I want to forget!
Who would choose to be alone, imprisoned by their broken memories?
Dang Megyn Kelly is good at this

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nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.
That is a gorgeous theater they're holding this in, wow.

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010

Ted Cruz posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKnCeeAW48
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Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


 This has completely fallen apart

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Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


 count to 10 lol

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 COUNT TO TEN

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

zen death robot posted:

Trump will come out of this stronger, somehow

His supporters aren't watching this and/or don't care.

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Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^
only Donald Trump refers to having many many "minor cases"

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
cruz will soon be telling us about marco rubio dot com

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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


 Trump looked human in the debate. I could imagine this version of Donald Trump as president.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 "Count to ten, Donald." :lol:

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smg77
Apr 27, 2007
 holy poo poo trump is getting flustered

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Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
COUNT TO TEN

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ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July
COUNT TO TEN DONALD

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Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012
 He maaaaaad.

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Charliegrs posted:

Lol Cruz pretending to be above this. What a slimy gently caress hes just as bad as the rest of them

he's much, much worse

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 Trump flailing

Sued by 5,000 people minor case

Settled with wife he raped

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

squidgee posted:

That is a gorgeous theater they're holding this in, wow.

yeah it really is

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
count to 10 donald

ahahahaha

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CAPS LOCK BROKEN
Feb 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Hahah the best part of the debate is the peanut gallery

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
This is the best debate yet, somehow

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Bhaal
Jul 13, 2001
I ain't going down alone
Dr. Infant, MD
I was hoping watching the GOP fall apart would be more... enjoyable to witness

:barf:

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Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011

Despera posted:

This should be a pro Democrat video

It's already a talking point/GIF

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/705579415510634496

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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


 i can't even tell who the crowd is booing, they are just sort of emitting noises without any correlation to any observable phenomenon

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The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

 So did fox prepare any slides or movies about other candidates?

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

 not voting in senate is actually a thing that affects americans.

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rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
Ted Cruz loving sucks at flipping people poo poo, honestly

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Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
 He is now pissed

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XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

 I don't think anyone outside of that room cares about the Trump University thing.

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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

 This debate will give the GOPe more hope that Trump is killable. It's still too late but more people opposing him will be funny as hell in the general

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

 When Cruz said "count to ten" Trump should have shot by "One lie, two lies, three lies..."

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Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."
God I am giving all of my money to Hillary

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
cruz: anybody but trump

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


 treating trump like a giant baby and speaking down to him is what everyone should be doing

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Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

 Fox News hitjob!!!!

*Trump wins Michigan, Florida, Ohio, etc. etc.*

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 lol he's falling apart

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