GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Blasmeister posted:

If it was gaslighting it went all the way up to Murdoch

I believe this could be the case with all my heart

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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
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Mitt Romney posted:

Trump should've skipped the debate.

There wouldn't have been a debate.

If you can even call this shitshow a "debate"

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CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

Every time Kasich speaks it's like someone plugged in an old VCR and played a tape of Traditional Republican Speechgiving and it just feels so hilariously out of place

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

fuckin' LIVENEWSCHAT music is on point

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Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

I want to have very submissive sex with megyn kelly while she whispered republican platforms into my ear and tell me im a weak liberal

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Joementum posted:

Yeah, nobody's "yearning" for Kasich.

i yearn for kaisch...'s demise

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pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Goetta posted:

It owns that Megyn Kelly is the first one to shithouse Trump

She got to play journalist for once!

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Darth Windu: Mar 17, 2009; by Smythe

Crain posted:

Someone wanna give me a tldr? I saw that like 5 people on my FB have posted "defriend me if you support trump because you are undeniably racist". What did he say tonight?

Nothing

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rivetz: Sep 22, 2000; Soiled Meat

Irritated we're not getting any climate change craziness from anyone, practically none in any of these goddamn debates. Why don't they take someone out with a direct question on the scientific consensus. I can't wait for that to inevitably happen in a general debate.

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Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

Malloreon posted:

This entire debate has been a huge trump hit job

I don't understand why now? Anything they do now will hurt them in the general, right?

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/danWorthington/status/705589140113514496

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Raccooon: Dec 5, 2009

I can't wait for the inevitable poo poo storm that Trump supporters are going to bring down on Fox News.

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Mr Hootington posted:

This is collapse is amazing.

It won't matter. Nothing seems to matter.

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Darth Windu: Mar 17, 2009; by Smythe

pillsburysoldier posted:

She got to play journalist for once!

She looks really cute tonight too

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

i can't wait for the megyn/trump twitter slapfight to start up again

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Trump was killing the first half, and in the last twenty minutes Megyn Kelly got her revenge. Will it stump the Trump??? Most likely not.

The problem is that Cruz and Rubio are looking terrible. The only one who looks good out there is Kasich.

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VR Native American: May 1, 2009; Gun Saliva

The GOP nuclear reactor is gonna go critical if this doesn't stump Trump

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

so what is going to be Trump's plan to steal the news cycle tomorrow morning? surprise endorsement?

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:20

Thundercracker: Jun 25, 2004; Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.; College Slice

Kasich, WTF, going from that rage-storm to a story about suicide? Do you even know where you are right now? This is not a Town Hall. This is Pre-ceasar getting shivved in the pre-senate.

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Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

I cannot wait for planned parenthood talk

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Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

https://twitter.com/DemocratMachine/status/705593471550160896

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

how will i ever smoke a joint outside when the breaks are dominated by badass 70's hits???

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Flambeau: Aug 5, 2015; Plaster Town Cop

lol Kasich 'they see they rich getting richer - well, so they believe'
gently caress you.

at his town hall, he said 'folks are so fed up with Wa -- K Street!'

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GamingHyena: Jul 25, 2003; Devil's Advocate

Is it even possible to watch this poo poo and not weep for America?

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funny way to spell: Nov 4, 2012

This is just a Trump hit piece at this point. All the premade graphics and YouTube montages are transparent.

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nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

Kasich just can't stop karate chopping invisible boards.

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Frosted Flake posted:

epic

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

triple sulk posted:

can someone explain the gaslighting to me in this situation

Aisles spent the last few days saying he was giving up on Rubio and hinting VERY STRONGLY that they were in the tank for Trump, probably to ensure he showed up and wasn't ready for the hit job

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The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

Alien Arcana posted:

How long is this debate, anyway?

Until our nation's problems are solved.

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SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

triple sulk posted:

can someone explain the gaslighting to me in this situation

Politics is gaslighting.

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Mokelumne Trekka: Nov 22, 2015; Soon.

Trump didn't do so bad considering he got ganged up on by Cruz, Rubio, Kelly, infographics, and a bunch of clips all in a 10 min span of time

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Kurt_Cobain: Jul 9, 2001

Schnorkles posted:

This is a coordianted hit job, and its working well.

It might just force Trump people to dig in harder though.

Yes, the coordination against Trump among the moderators and not Trump candidates is crystal clear.

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TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Of the 3 active participants tonight, Cruz is the only one walking away without this being a stain against his name.

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Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

Forty more minutes, it can only get messier from here folks :unsmigghh:

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Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

mannerup posted:

so what is going to be Trump's plan to steal the news cycle tomorrow morning? surprise endorsement?

I'm excited to find out.

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tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

So this is going to be the last Republican debate, right? There's no way Trump does another one.

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Crain posted:

Someone wanna give me a tldr? I saw that like 5 people on my FB have posted "defriend me if you support trump because you are undeniably racist". What did he say tonight?

lol at a bunch of people who can't handle that there are people that think outside of their safe zone

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Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Kasich bitches

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SNAKES N CAKES: Sep 6, 2005; DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

He collapsed a lot harder when Rubio attacked him in the last debate, and that seemed to have very little effect. This is just a weaker rerun of that collapse.

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Montasque posted:

Trump was killing the first half, and in the last twenty minutes Megyn Kelly got her revenge. Will it stump the Trump??? Most likely not.

Mostly because cable news is just going to play the clip about him bragging about having a big dick tomorrow.

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