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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Frosted Flake posted:

I'm excited to find out.

whipping out his dick on live television

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Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

John Kasich's little snooze of a speech was a nice palate cleanser after that screaming

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Just came back, what did I miss?

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Logikv9 posted:

only one person enjoys this debate as much as us

eviltastic
Feb 8, 2004

Fan of Britches

Aliquid posted:

how will i ever smoke a joint outside when the breaks are dominated by badass 70's hits???

Everything else about this debate but Kasich is turned up to 11, may as well crank up the music.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Epic High Five posted:

Holy poo poo I'm legit terrified of Aisles right now with this gaslighting job

i dunno it's pretty weak stuff considering he's had something resembling an answer for everything they've thrown at him

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


trump should NOT skip any debates. if he does, it'll guarantee two hours of everyone just queuing up and chaos dunking him and he won't even be able to rebut or defend himself. he just throws out "nope, false, lie" all the time and the viewers think "maybe the truth is in the middle," a scripted two hour anti-trump ad on a major network would be bad for him.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


kasich is the worst. at least when Carson went off topic it was just so he could say random poo poo

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
What is Trump going to be like when it's the GE debates?

Al Gore made a serious gaffe walking up to Bush. What will Trump do?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Joementum posted:

Mostly because cable news is just going to play the clip about him bragging about having a big dick tomorrow.

Bingo.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

He collapsed a lot harder when Rubio attacked him in the last debate, and that seemed to have very little effect. This is just a weaker rerun of that collapse.

Rubio looks the worst of all 4 tonight

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Fox News destroys itself trying to take out Trump.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
Seriously. Trump might be done. If not he might as well just light Cruz on fire in the next debate and start a book burning.

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004

Winter Stormer posted:

Kasich's got the chops to fix America

This might be true

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

Trump didn't do so bad considering he got ganged up on by Cruz, Rubio, Kelly, infographics, and a bunch of clips all in a 10 min span of time

He did pretty bad

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





holy poo poo a flint question

B B
Dec 1, 2005

I am really sorry about this but I just got out of an hour and a half long meeting--can someone catch me up?

I know Donald bragged about the size of his dick, but I need more details.

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

funny way to spell posted:

This is just a Trump hit piece at this point. All the premade graphics and YouTube montages are transparent.

This is pretty painfully obvious. I wonder how how base/people seriously considering him react.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
~word cloud~

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique


lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

flint, really?

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
ASKING RUBIO ABOUT WATER!

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Perhaps the comments about Rubio from Ailes were a ruse?

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Deadulus posted:

Fox News destroys itself trying to take out Trump.

an honorable sacrifice

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Still think Trump should be bringing up Kasich every chance he gets so Kasich gets a "response" and can come in and blunt the attacks by being boring for 2 minutes.

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
I quit smoking weed but I really need a bowl rn

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
Live prediction of Marco's answer "FILTHY WATER BAD, NOW BACK TO TRUMP"

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
*Conspicuously ignores 'income inequality'*

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Human Crouton posted:

Until our nation's problems are solved.

Oh my God, we're in the political version of You Know They Got a Hell of a Band :gonk:

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Kasich isnt as moderate as people think. Hes just quieter

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

trump should NOT skip any debates. if he does, it'll guarantee two hours of everyone just queuing up and chaos dunking him and he won't even be able to rebut or defend himself. he just throws out "nope, false, lie" all the time and the viewers think "maybe the truth is in the middle," a scripted two hour anti-trump ad on a major network would be bad for him.

Except nobody cares about a GOP debate without Trump.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
lol Lets not blame the republican - fox

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
im the al qaeda in that Michigan word cloud

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

B B posted:

I know Donald bragged about the size of his dick, but I need more details.

You don't, really.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Rexicon1 posted:

Seriously. Trump might be done. If not he might as well just light Cruz on fire in the next debate and start a book burning.

Cruz and Rubio aren't exactly having great debates either.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


this is some :tinfoil: poo poo but i really wonder if murdoch and ailes were lulling trump into a false sense of security with this unity talk

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Democrazy posted:

What is Trump going to be like when it's the GE debates?

Al Gore made a serious gaffe walking up to Bush. What will Trump do?

Send Monica Lewinsky to debate Hillary for him.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Goetta posted:

He did pretty bad

nothing matters

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Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Charliegrs posted:

Where the hell have you been the last year

Like specifically tonight. I dunno, figured something new came up.

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