GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

funny way to spell posted:

This is just a Trump hit piece at this point. All the premade graphics and YouTube montages are transparent.

The problem is that its a coordinated hitjob thats pretty transparent.

Trump voters are already angry and view Fox as the enemy as well as the rest of the media. While I think it could hurt him and maybe force a brokered convention or something, this has a decent chance of just loving backfiring.

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Fish Of Doom: Aug 18, 2004; I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare

"According to this word salad, income inequality is the biggest issue, but we're going to ignore that and talk about water."

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McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

RUBIOBOT MALFUNCTION

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Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

umm, I'm not buying that same-sex marriage is a top issue among people in Michigan.

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Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Yeah asking rubio water questions.

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Remember never blame the people who did it

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

"Sol..vin..g?"

*motions for intern to grab a dictionary*

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Alien Arcana: Feb 14, 2012; You're related to soup, Admiral.

I didn't actually expect the Flint thing to be brought up

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The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

gently caress word clouds. Use lists. Anyone here every been in a business environment where you had to a team of people looking at a word cloud?

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Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

Joementum posted:

Mostly because cable news is just going to play the clip about him bragging about having a big dick tomorrow.

Yeah, I'm guessing most people tuned out a while ago, possibly even before The Trap Cards.

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Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

WRONG

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Despera: Jun 6, 2011

ASK RUBIO ABOUT WATER

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Dahn: Sep 4, 2004

Flint knows exactly what its doing

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GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

Threaten to sue someone, Trump.

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Fiddler on the Reef: Apr 29, 2011

Kasich surge gonna hand this thing to Trump

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

cheese eats mouse posted:

I quit smoking weed but I really need a bowl rn

I have to wait until I can afford my own place till I can start again so I feel your pain.

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Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Rubio has studied for this question, it seems.
He needs a few more years in the oven. He wasn't ready.

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

i'm okay with rubio chugging lead water

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Frosted Flake posted:

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bennyfranks: Jun 23, 2005; IGNORE ME!

of course the drinking water question goes to rubio

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Xandu: Feb 19, 2006; It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

I hope they connect this back to him wanting to defund the EPA.

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Reminder the governor literally woke up and said let's gently caress Flint

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Rubio unaware of mr gov's mind

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The Grey: Mar 2, 2004

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Politics is gaslighting.

What does gaslighting mean?

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rivetz: Sep 22, 2000; Soiled Meat

B B posted:

I am really sorry about this but I just got out of an hour and a half long meeting--can someone catch me up?

I know Donald bragged about the size of his dick, but I need more details.

you probably won't get this from anyone, it's too soul-sucking and generally lovely/depressing to summarize

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apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

I hope anyone who claps for that dies of lead posioning

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Cracked_Gear: Nov 4, 2013

Oh shut it Rubio!

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nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

Holy poo poo that theater.

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Tomahawk: Aug 13, 2003; HE KNOWS

Despera posted:

ASK RUBIO ABOUT WATER

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Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

Republicans think way worse things than that when they wake up

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Spiky Ooze: Oct 27, 2005; Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)

click the shit outta^

so nobody is responsible for Flint, Rubio?

eat a dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

this is some poo poo but i really wonder if murdoch and ailes were lulling trump into a false sense of security with this unity talk

Yeah probably. I do think they dropped Marco though since it's mathematically impossible to get enough delegates to win on the first ballot.

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B B: Dec 1, 2005

Joementum posted:

You don't, really.

You're the best, Joe. :glomp:

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

literally no one is saying Snyder deliberately poisoned people in flint

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On Terra Firma: Feb 12, 2008

I just tuned in and holy poo poo Rubio sounds horse and worn down.

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robot roll call: Mar 7, 2006; dance dance dance dance dance to the radio

Rubio looks/sounds like dogshit

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The IronMonkey: Aug 5, 2005

EugeneJ posted:

Rubio looks the worst of all 4 tonight

It looked like Cruz ate a booger.

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XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube