GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Reminder that Kasich is a huge shitlord who tried to bust Ohio's unions and tries to take credit for a normal cyclical economic recovery

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George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

questions about poor blacks? what the gently caress foxnews this isnt like you

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Yudo: May 15, 2003

Xandu posted:

I hope they connect this back to him wanting to defund the EPA.

oh god yes

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oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

what happened in flint was a terrible thing. so much water. wasted. pure water. precious

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Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

Schnorkles posted:

The problem is that its a coordinated hitjob thats pretty transparent.

Trump voters are already angry and view Fox as the enemy as well as the rest of the media. While I think it could hurt him and maybe force a brokered convention or something, this has a decent chance of just loving backfiring.

Hmm I wonder if Trump knew it was coming.

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Frosted Flake posted:

trigger warning plz

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

BLAME THE BLACK

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B B: Dec 1, 2005

rivetz posted:

you probably won't get this from anyone, it's too soul-sucking and generally lovely/depressing to summarize

Fair. I'll listen to the first half at work tomorrow.

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Alien Arcana: Feb 14, 2012; You're related to soup, Admiral.

"The African-American Democrat mayor"

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Malachy posted:

If this crowd was actually from Detroit Rubio would have been booed of the stage for defending Snyder

limos with tinted glass direct from the airport

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:25

InsanityIsCrazy: Jan 25, 2003; by Lowtax

Rexicon1 posted:

Seriously. Trump might be done. If not he might as well just light Cruz on fire in the next debate and start a book burning.

what are you on and is it over the counter

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Darth Windu posted:

She looks really cute tonight too

She always looks cute.

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Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Deadulus posted:

Fox News destroys itself trying to take out Trump.

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Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

gently caress you CEO of schools I hope you get hit in the dick by a 2nd grader

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Unscientific: Feb 16, 2014

Welp. I'm pretty livid. Thanks Rubio. Go chug lead water

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smg77: Apr 27, 2007

Did you guys know John Kasich is governor of Ohio?

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

My black mayor friend

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Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

meygn has anime lashes

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:25

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Kasich is such a monster in boring sheep-skin

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:25

SNAKES N CAKES: Sep 6, 2005; DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Malachy posted:

If this crowd was actually from Detroit Rubio would have been booed of the stage for defending Snyder

95% of the tickets were given to the Detroit GOP.

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cheese eats mouse: Jul 6, 2007; A real Portlander now

WampaLord posted:

I have to wait until I can afford my own place till I can start again so I feel your pain.

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

mannerup posted:

im the al qaeda in that Michigan word cloud

i'm the fast and furious

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Vermain: Sep 5, 2006

Schnorkles posted:

The problem is that its a coordinated hitjob thats pretty transparent.

Trump voters are already angry and view Fox as the enemy as well as the rest of the media. While I think it could hurt him and maybe force a brokered convention or something, this has a decent chance of just loving backfiring.

Yeah, no kidding. A huge portion of his campaign has been about being anti-establishment, and now the establishment is actually trying to character assassinate him in the most painfully obvious way possible, and talking about subverting the democratic process just to ensure he isn't chosen as the candidate for Presidency. This isn't a good look for the Republican Party, to say the least of things.

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Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

robot roll call posted:

Rubio looks/sounds like dogshit

you might even say he's "low energy" :agesilaus:

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This Is the Zodiac: Feb 4, 2003

The Grey posted:

What does gaslighting mean?

We already told you this.
Do you not remember? Is there something wrong with you?

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

bundle hundreds of programs into... buckets?

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rivetz: Sep 22, 2000; Soiled Meat

Amount that I care less about Ohio than I did 90 minutes ago: approx 400%

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

ORIGINAL GANGSTER posted:

Kasich surge gonna hand this thing to Trump

triple sulk posted:

Kasich will get a late surge from this, place second in Michigan, and chaos will reign supreme.

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Flambeau: Aug 5, 2015; Plaster Town Cop

Kasich will fix the federal deficit by shifting all costs to local communities

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Rubio got a softball on that Flint water question.

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nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

Winner of the debate: the Fox Theater in Detroit.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:26

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

and i'll go quickly [into that good night]

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:26

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.