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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Cruz will make RoboCop real!

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

 Liberals did detroit! !!1

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/DomenicoNPR/status/705593903232229376

RIP little marco

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
cruz is spouting off the talking points he was told on the plane ride there

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

 gently caress this substantial bull poo poo! FIGHT MORE!!!

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 This theater is too cool of a venue for these animals

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Phelddagrif
Jan 28, 2009

Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.

Frosted Flake posted:

Detroit... failed by the left wing?!

How does this make sense to anyone?

FACTS? BOO!

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
 Lol Cruz praising the good ol union days of detroit

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Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
Cruz suddenly remembers he needs to attack the Democrats too

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Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

 TAXES!?!

Detroit is hosed because of TAXES?!

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bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

 cruz is gonna take us back to the 60's (and then relive the zodiac killings)

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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Yeah, Democrats caused white flight, mhmm

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Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



 DEMOCRATS DID 9/11 FLINT AND DETROIT

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

bennyfranks posted:

cruz is gonna take us back to the 60's (and then relive the zodiac killings)
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 Detroit sucks really bad right now and is worse in person than you hear about on TV.

Michigan in general sucks really bad, though, so I'm not just targeting Detroit.

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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Soothing Vapors posted:

alright, I'll amend my answer to literally no one who isn't an idiot :frogbon:

Sorry, I actually live in flint and if I'm a bit slow it's probably the lead that will never leave my body until I die (hopefully soon)

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/SavedYouAClick/status/705595773652770816

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 Debate is cooling down. Might turn it off at this point.

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Epic High Five posted:

This theater is too cool of a venue for these animals

yeah they should've moved it over to harpo's

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004

Charliegrs posted:

Lol Cruz praising the good ol union days of detroit
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
looool can't wait to repeal all regulations and make detroit worse

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
completely ignores answering the actual question, gets more time as reward

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Cruz has a very longwinded way of saying,"I'll severely reduce the minimum wage."

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

bennyfranks posted:

cruz is gonna take us back to the 60's (and then relive the zodiac killings)
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Jacobin
Feb 1, 2013

by exmarx

Frosted Flake posted:

TAXES!?!

Detroit is hosed because of TAXES?!

And gonna be fixed by taking out of Obamacare

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
q: how will you fix detroit
a: ted cruz dot org repeal obamacare

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nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

Frosted Flake posted:

TAXES!?!

Detroit is hosed because of TAXES?!

Seems legit. If we can just cut taxes a little more, Detroit will be back baby!

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FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

 Eat a dick Cruz.

loving idiotic motherfucker.

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Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

 OBAMACARE IS NOT A loving JOB KILLER JESUS CHRIST

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robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


 TED
CRUZ
DOT
ORG

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Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
 Democrats kicked people out of Michigan. no wonder they left.

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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Yudo posted:

Liberals did detroit! !!1

*white people clap*

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


 the rust belt got hosed by high taxes and regulations. nothing to do with cheaper labour or globalization

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Note that there is not a single powerpoint slide asking Ted Cruz why his plan won't make any money

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Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Josh Lyman posted:

Debate is cooling down. Might turn it off at this point.

I wanna see Trump stab Cruz.

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

 the EPA and Obamacare did detroit!!!

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Oh yea all these poor black people in Detroit are suffering with the death tax

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
 Hmm I wonder how someone could support a family on one income in an auto manafacturing job in detroit 50 years ago hmmm... (unions)

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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

 So hows the debate going so far

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
"Detroit was the Silicon Valley of America."

lmao

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