GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

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Yoshifan823 posted:

Note that there is not a single powerpoint slide asking Ted Cruz why his plan won't make any money

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

hahaha yes, we'll bring steel back to america

what the gently caress

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Holy poo poo what kind of plan is that

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Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

Did Cruz just propose a 16% import tariff?

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Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

bennyfranks posted:

cruz is gonna take us back to the 60's (and then relive the zodiac killings)

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Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

WHY THE gently caress DOES NO ONE CALL THESE PEOPLE OUT ON THE FACT THAT OBAMACARE DOES NOT 'KILL JOBS'

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Lurk Ethic: Jul 25, 2007; Lurk More

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/DomenicoNPR/status/705593903232229376

That's what I call getting my money's worth

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

SOCIAL ISSUES :siren:

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abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

and now they're not even giving trump questions

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Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Mr. Cruz, who will you take money from?
"Um... The poor?"
Thank you Mr. Cruz.

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Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

kasich hit job now?

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Yudo: May 15, 2003

Also you really don't want heavy industry without an EPA--example the air in china.

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/SavedYouAClick/status/705595773652770816

Donald Trump literally saved himself and he doesn't even know it.

No one is going to be able to resist talking about this at , uh, "great length" and its going to save most of the talk about him getting creamed by Megyn Kelly.

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RuanGacho: Jun 20, 2002; "You're gunna break it!"

Trabisnikof posted:

Did Cruz just propose a 16% import tariff?

yes

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

potato of destiny posted:

What are you going to get for the lions? You'd have to pay someone to take 'em.

Good point. Go get paid by all the other towns to take their poo poo teams. Tampa would pay to offload the Bucs.

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Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

Are we seriously talking about bringing the steel industry back?

Glad to see we're debating the toughest issues of 1980

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Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

Well even for Cruz none of that made any drat sense.

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mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

triple sulk posted:

Detroit sucks really bad right now and is worse in person than you hear about on TV.

Michigan in general sucks really bad, though, so I'm not just targeting Detroit.

The Henry Ford Museum is cool, and beachfront houses are super affordable*

*cause lol at finding a job within 100 miles

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Haha rake him over the coals for not wanting to discriminate

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Don't back down on this, Kasich :toughguy:

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

lol punching kasich out of nowhere

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

kasich getting the video treatment as well?

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Cruz and Rubio got their damning slides at the Iowa debate that Trump ducked out of

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

are they just ignoring trump now

shiv him and leave him to bleed out

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Social issues?

*unzips*

Here's my social issue.

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

i try to be a man of faith.... sometimes......... when i can..... never

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

low-energy, low-impact video bomb on kaisch

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tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

ahahahaha what the gently caress is this question

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Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Wow that's a loaded-rear end question

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

I'm pretty sure a 32% tax differential isn't an even playing field.

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EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Do prejudiced assholes have rights

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LiterallyTheWurst: Feb 5, 2015; Sendik's Original

Trump is shaken, he didn't even jump with the protectionist policies when Cruz was talking.

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

"do gay marriage dissenters have rights?"

wew

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Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/DomenicoNPR/status/705593903232229376

Rubio's talked less than Kasich? :getin:

EDIT: KASICH YOU COWARD

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Kasich metaphorically adjusting his tie knot while waggling his eyebrows and breathing out deeply

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

quite the softball non-question

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:31