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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
What if a Republican President nominates Ted Cruz to the Court to get him away from Congress?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Yoshifan823 posted:

That bell is dumb, if you go over time you should have a loud foghorn blaring until you shut up.

Their mics should just turn off.

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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Samurai Sanders posted:

If the last debate made me delirious in a way that can not easily be classified into the clumsy words that we use to express emotions, what would this debate be doing if I was able to watch it?

x50

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Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



 Trump Trap Card DODGED

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
The 2nd amendment does allow you to go into a theater and fire.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
rubio still didn't get enough water

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

 GUNS BITCHES

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Marco Rubio: "gently caress Justice Scalia"

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Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
Rubio's lisp has gotten worse

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Fluffdaddy posted:

Trump is now comatose lol

The count to 10 thing shut him up

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 "Ted Cruz spoke in favor of killing all gays"

*clip of Trump saying he agrees with Cruz*

*clip of Trump saying he can't beat Hillary*

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
lmao at using the flawed crowded theater statement on firearms

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Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

 Framing gun control with Scalia was good bait for Rubio.

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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Rubio might lose his voice live on stage.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Samurai Sanders posted:

If the last debate made me delirious in a way that can not easily be classified into the clumsy words that we use to express emotions, what would this debate be doing if I was able to watch it?

It's like watching Kimbo Slice fight Dada 5000.

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Rubio sounds so tired ;_;

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Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
things that i like should be guaranteed rights
things that i dont like should be states rights

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FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

 "The 2nd amendment is not a sugguestion"

So we should all own guns? Like that's required?

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
third most important right: no quartering of soldiers in your home

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robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


 the second amendment isn't a suggestion
*cocks shotgun*
it's mandatory

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LiterallyTheWurst
Feb 5, 2015

Sendik's Original
Trump needs to borrow a couple of Rubio's Diet Pills.

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Jacobin
Feb 1, 2013

by exmarx
Oh man Rubio's response on the 2nd amendment is so bad, type-cast

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Kanish
Jun 17, 2004

 jesus he looks sweaty

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Why even make murder a crime if people are gonna go murder each other anyway

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The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
I want to play the Rubio drinking game.

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

VR Native American posted:

Rubio sounds so tired ;_;

He was just deep throating last night

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004

apatheticman posted:

The count to 10 thing shut him up

Each of his fingers only count as a half so he's at a natural disadvantage

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Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

 Criminals steal guns from each other?

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smg77
Apr 27, 2007
 Trump is so low energy now :negative:

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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

 the bell is good for lots of reasons

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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

 CRIMINALS EXIST? WELP MIGHT WAS WELL NOT HAVE ANY LAWS EVER THEN

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


 my least favourite gun argument. Dont have these laws because criminals dont follow the law anyway.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Zoran posted:

Why even make murder a crime if people are gonna go murder each other anyway

:agreed:

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Lets not talk about all the accidents or domestic situations with fire arms.

Those don't exist.

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insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014
i had no idea criminals broke the law, thanks marco!

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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

robot roll call posted:

the second amendment isn't a suggestion
*cocks shotgun*
it's mandatory

Ted Nugent 2016

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Jacobin
Feb 1, 2013

by exmarx
Im a criminal because I stole this bag of cheetos, Ive crossed all boundaries of society, the risk differential between federal prison and community service means nothing to me give me that gat

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Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
im gonna go buy a shotgun tomorrow and name it Chang

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

robot roll call posted:

the second amendment isn't a suggestion
*cocks shotgun*
it's mandatory
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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

 If paris have gun

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