GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

... you would have had MORE than 130 killed, surely?

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

After Rubio's response to Flint, gently caress the GOP these deserve trump. Pretty lovely answer for the "pro life" crowd

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

bullets going in the opposite direction? more like bullets going in every direction!

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EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

MORE GUNS

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Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Unless something drastic happens in the last 20 minutes Cruz and Kasich will be dubbed winners.

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George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

bring back the wild west

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DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Fats Dominar is on the case

if they had guns, and the bullets going in the opposite direction...

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Trump still thinks people on death's door in Paris hospitals

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

if only paris had the second amendment

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Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

137 people died? Welp why even bother restricting guns

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ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Lol Trump still bearish on Paris victims in hospitals surviving

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

if all those people at the concert had guns, the paris shootings wouldn't have happened

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Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

"I do not support the ban on assault."

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

During commercial break:

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

goddamn the Republican party is a trainwreck

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Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

The important thing to do in a gunfight is fire in the opposite direction of the enemy

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Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

with bullets going the other direction in the room you wouldn't have 130 dead, you'd have over 300 dead easy

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Oil!: Nov 5, 2008; Der's e'rl in dem der hills!; Ham Wrangler

Frosted Flake posted:

Criminals steal guns from each other?

I guess there is no honor among thieves.

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Yes let's analyze gun deaths in France versus the USA

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

breaking: trump no longer supporting ban on assault weapons

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

Trump's been saying "many more people will be dying in Paris" for awhile now, what's the deal with them?? Why won't they die?

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Phelddagrif: Jan 28, 2009; Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.

Blasmeister posted:

CRIMINALS EXIST? WELP MIGHT WAS WELL NOT HAVE ANY LAWS EVER THEN

rubio is literally a cartoon character

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The Pi dude: Oct 19, 2013; Buglord

Trump does not support assault.

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rivetz: Sep 22, 2000; Soiled Meat

Cruz: "Well, listen:"

Do I have to

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

the studies that we literally cannot fund legally

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Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

The US generally doesn't allow guns at music concerts, right?

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

"I do not support the ban on assault."

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Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

I support limited clip sizes

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VR Native American: May 1, 2009; Gun Saliva

We gonna make all guns FULL-AUTO

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TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

If you had crossfire you would have got less deaths...

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Demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

So is Trump getting ripped apart as bad as it seems? Like it seems like the knives are out.

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SNAKES N CAKES: Sep 6, 2005; DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Soothing Vapors posted:

goddamn the Republican party is a trainwreck

No, this is the strongest field in 40 years.

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Trump said,"I would not ban any guns" and Cruz replied,"Unlike Donald I wouldn't ban guns"

Shockingly, Trump didn't chime in to correct him.

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Trump makes it look so easy. John Kerry must be kicking himself right now. "Oh, I could just say I changed my mind"

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smg77: Apr 27, 2007

The Pi dude posted:

Trump does not support assault.

Actually he does not support a ban on assault

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coronaball: Feb 6, 2005; You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

Allowing people at a heavy metal concert to bring in firearms.

Jesus Christ

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.