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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

 Trump's mood is noticeably different.

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Oiled and Ready posted:

"I do not support the ban on assault."
Yeah I've seen his rallies.

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VaultAggie
Nov 18, 2010

Best out of 71?
Debate goes to Cruz. He's killing it.

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

 if we give the guns guns, then the guns can gun the other gun's guns gun

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

 One thing I appreciate about Trump is that, if he has changed his stance on an issue and is confronted about it, he just owns up to it.

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SixPabst
Oct 24, 2006

 HE WROTE CHECK

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
trump where is your energy

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004

a cop posted:

Trump's been saying "many more people will be dying in Paris" for awhile now, what's the deal with them?? Why won't they die?

also I want to hear more about Reid he's my husbandfu

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Demonachizer posted:

So is Trump getting ripped apart as bad as it seems? Like it seems like the knives are out.

It is not looking great for him, but his dick is gonna get all the big headlines.

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009

Blasmeister posted:

The US generally doesn't allow guns at music concerts, right?

Most concerts you get patted down first so no

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
what if trump had a gun on stage right now

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Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

robot roll call posted:

is everyone carrying at this debate?

Trump is carrying

his enormous dick

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Oiled and Ready posted:

"I do not support the ban on assault."
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/TheFix/status/705597790546751488

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AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

a cop posted:

Trump's been saying "many more people will be dying in Paris" for awhile now, what's the deal with them?? Why won't they die?
People with PTSD killing themselves due to the attack that's pretty grim Trump. :smith:

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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
HELLARY

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 Trump seems tired, or he's just sulking

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Joementum posted:

During commercial break:



Rubio runs on pills, Trump runs on Rubio.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Joementum posted:

During commercial break:



Trump: That was off-the-record, Joementum!! :mad:

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

robot roll call posted:

is everyone carrying at this debate?

Trump as a conceal schlong permit

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

Logikv9 posted:

what if trump had a gun on stage right now

he does. it's a 9mm schlong.

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

robot roll call posted:

is everyone carrying at this debate?

we know trump's packing something in his

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robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio

mannerup posted:

trump where is your energy

let's all give him ours for his spirit bomb

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 MELTY FACE "DING DING" MEANS YOUR TURN HAS ENDED KINDLY SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH SO THAT OTHERS MAY SPEW THEIR BULLSHIT.

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deadpan
Feb 2, 2004

Blasmeister posted:

The US generally doesn't allow guns at music concerts, right?

hahahaha, good one.

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Vermain
Sep 5, 2006

coronaball posted:

Allowing people at a heavy metal concert to bring in firearms.

Jesus Christ

This would make it even easier. Just pull out your gun when it's pitch-black, fire a few rounds, and then have a hundred other people shooting holes in eachother in a panic.

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Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
John Roberts gave us Obamacare

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insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014
great cruz quote

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Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Millstone posted:

breaking: trump no longer supporting ban on assault weapons
gently caress yes

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 lmao

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





 lol cruz

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
lol the yoga

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 "When you're done with the yoga...." :lol:

A genuinely funny Rubio line.

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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Goddamn Rubio

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Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

 That owned that whole thing

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nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

Alien Arcana posted:

Trump is carrying

his enormous dick

Banned in the US as an assault weapon.

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
A good Rubio joke

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Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
HAHAHAHAHA Rubio just kneecapped Cruz out of nowhere

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
good burn rubio :siren:

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
 Lol wtf yoga

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