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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Cruz has serious pedo face

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Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
Lol Trump was lulled into a safe sense of security and he fell right into Ailes trap.

Tim Burns Effect
Apr 1, 2011

GrimGypsy posted:

loving LOL Rubio

Heck of a shot kid, that was one in a million!

LMAO

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
drat rubio that was a good burn

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Foreign policy next :ohdear:

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/705598496934633474

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


holy poo poo, cruz looking like an adult and making trump look like a toddler

trump really is having a bad night, and he started out so well.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Yoga flame!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Slate Action posted:

This comedy revue is great

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

He keeps harping on the John Kerry thing.

Cruz...that's like one of the few good choices trump has ever done with his money if it's true. You poo poo bag.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Trump/ Rubio 2016 Calling it now.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Little Marco's stand up comic training seems to be paying dividends.

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
The candidates look as tired as i look depressed

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat

rivetz posted:

Ted Cruz loving sucks at flipping people poo poo, honestly

seriously, his brand of this nasal, condescending repetition is the loving worst imo.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

VR Native American posted:

Trump/ Rubio 2016 Calling it now.

in bed

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
cruz will make watching The Young Messiah mandatory for all americans

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004

Frosted Flake posted:

Trump's mood is noticeably different.

He is doing well....I am kind of surprised

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Oiled and Ready posted:

Got that one on the break from a handler, talk about loving staircase wit

Yeah, Ted did the "breathe" thing earlier and Rubio's writers' room came up with a hot take.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Demonachizer posted:

noted liberal supreme court justice John Roberts.

What is going on here?

This whole thing STARTED with CNBC, the Mad Money guy, and the dude who created the Tea Party being called liberal traitors

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

hell of a burn Rubio

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
Can't wait to hear for the next week how big the d is on the the Donald because you know that's all they care about

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
Trump looking low-energy after getting stumped

Maybe he's biding his time until the end where he'll make a comeback

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I can't believe MarcoRubio.com came off his pre-recorded comments to make a genuinely funny joke. :vince:

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
Cruz is loving adapt like a Genestealer! He's adapting Trumps tactics.

"Shhhh shhhhe, breath...." - said by Cruz.

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

CBJSprague24 posted:

"When we're done with the Yoga..."

Rubot made a funny? :stare:

"He's very flexible."

:thurman:

Rubio with the sick burns, who saw that coming?!

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Slowpoke! posted:

drat, Marco with the one-liners. It's like I'm watching a Sitcom.

Too Many Kochs

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Foreign policy next :ohdear:

hold me j-ru

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Jesus, is the web stream for Fox actually playing "Sweet Little Lies" by Fleetwood Mac?

The livenewschat.eu feed. It's from Fox.

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
pro music choice on the stream

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
The last 75% of this debate is pretty bad for Trump, will it matter?

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

Owns.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Rubio has really great jokes tonight! :thurman:

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

tell me lies tell me sweet little lies playing on livenewschat's break lolololol

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Sex: More than you

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^

triple sulk posted:

ok i like rubio now lmao

don't worry just remember that 10 minutes ago he said nobody was responsible for poisoning children in Flint

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

:wow:

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

CBJSprague24 posted:

I can't believe MarcoRubio.com came off his pre-recorded comments to make a genuinely funny joke. :vince:

he's learning, dear god

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