GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

This fuckin' stream man

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:42

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 22:38

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Holy poo poo Fox News stream playing "Tell Me Lies"

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:42

Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

So Foreign Policy is another excuse to take a run at Trump, right?

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:42

Fiddler on the Reef: Apr 29, 2011

spoon0042 posted:

what is happening

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:42

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Trump won, all anyone on my social media is taking about is how sad the Republican party is for attacking trump about pens size.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:42

Dahn: Sep 4, 2004

TyrantWD posted:

Little Marco's stand up comic training seems to be paying dividends.

heh, he is so bad a comedy

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:42

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/705598496934633474

lol what

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:42

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:42

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

EugeneJ posted:

Too Many Kochs

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:42

Phelddagrif: Jan 28, 2009; Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.

Joementum posted:

beautiful

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:42

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Mitt Romney posted:

The last 75% of this debate is pretty bad for Trump, will it matter?

Does it matter though?

He's got 4 states where, even though they're closed and a couple caucuses, theoretically favor him pretty seriously. Even he limps through them and takes 3 out of the 4, all of this drops right back out of the news cycle.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:42

greatn: Nov 15, 2006; by Lowtax

Cruz looked like an idiot with his "breathe Donald. I know you can do it" comments while Trump was sitting there taking calmly and then Cruz just kept yelling and repeating his line as if Trump was getting angry, when Trump wasn't even reacting.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:42

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

FourLeaf posted:

lol what

Hillary's social media team is everything there is to hate about the internet

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:43

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

predictit needs a sick burn market

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:43

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Mitt Romney posted:

The last 75% of this debate is pretty bad for Trump, will it matter?

What do you think?

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:43

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

Comon contested convention

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:43

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

this debate changes nothing = a correct prediction

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:43

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

PostNouveau posted:

Holy poo poo Fox News stream playing "Tell Me Lies"

its good

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:43

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

I hope Rubio gives some of that FLordia billionaire money to whatever intern thought of that bit

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:43

Lurk Ethic: Jul 25, 2007; Lurk More

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/705598496934633474

ugh, these are our politicians, trying to be cool with the memes

:smith:

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:43

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pathetic little tramp posted:

Trump won, all anyone on my social media is taking about is how sad the Republican party is for attacking trump about pens size.

lmao that trump's dick size will be the main talking point of the debate

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:43

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

FourLeaf posted:

lol what

The memes in this general are gonna be off the chain

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:43

rivetz: Sep 22, 2000; Soiled Meat

I love that that yoga burn will get a bunch of play from the pundits post-debate. Like anyone on the fence will be like, hmmm who to vote for...well that little fella dropped that sick burn...heh, yes, he's the one for me

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:43

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

greatn posted:

Cruz looked like an idiot with his "breathe Donald. I know you can do it" comments while Trump was sitting there taking calmly and then Cruz just kept yelling and repeating his line as if Trump was getting angry, when Trump wasn't even reacting.

It is impossible for Cruz to not condescend to people.

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GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

I'm just chilling here in gay rights rapids

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:43

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

Despera posted:

Comon contested convention

it's going to happen

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:44

DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Fats Dominar is on the case

Schnorkles posted:

Does it matter though?

well, is it something? because nothing matters

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:44

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

smell this posted:

Tragedy and Also Tragedy

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:44

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

MarcoRubio.com has to address Trump, automatically setting up a response. :suspense:

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:44

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Lurk Ethic posted:

ugh, these are our politicians, trying to be cool with the memes

More like GRILLARY clinton amirite

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:44

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Also, the multitude of responses itt about Trump [who hasn't looked good at all this debate, but neither has anyone else] should tell anyone about the predictive power of debate performances.

The main soundbite tomorrow is going to be Donald Trump bragging about his penis and y'all know it.

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Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

Teeing up Rubio to go after Trump as soon as we're back from commercial.

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rivetz: Sep 22, 2000; Soiled Meat

"Next question is for Senator Rubio. Sir, Go Get Him."

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Bishop: Aug 15, 2000

"Mr Rubio, there is no question. use this time to go after trump as you please"

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HiHo ChiRho: Oct 23, 2010

Why do I want to punch ted cruz in the face

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:44

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

it's going to happen

they be packing :stare:

# ? Mar 4, 2016 04:44

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.