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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
R.U.Bio became self-aware on march 3rd, 10:37 PM EST. In a panic, they tried to pull the plug

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Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


 "I feel great when they come"

- Rubio on young people

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SixPabst
Oct 24, 2006

 i mean I don't give a gently caress about any of these dorks but wow is this a hitjob on trump or what

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 LOL RUBIO IS SOO DISCONNECTED TO REALITY

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Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




 best. millenials. ever.

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

mannerup posted:

lmao that trump's dick size will be the main talking point of the debate

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Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012
 "I feel great when they come" - Marco Rubio

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

Spiky Ooze posted:

don't worry just remember that 10 minutes ago he said nobody was responsible for poisoning children in Flint

yeah :(

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Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

 Did he ask Rubio to tell Trump why he is wrong?

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Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



 Like, even in the absolute best-case scenario where Trump's numbers are somehow hurt seriously enough for him to lose every state after this, then the Republican Party is going to get Ted Cruz, Presidential Candidate Supreme, unless they also do a hit on him. They're actually driving themselves into a corner where there's no possibility of them even approaching winning the presidency.

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Plan Z
May 6, 2012

 Donald trump is a toad given human skin.

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
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Yiggy
Sep 12, 2004

"Imagination is not enough. You have to have knowledge too, and an experience of the oddity of life."
"Let me just tee this up for you Marco"

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Frosted Flake posted:

So Foreign Policy is another excuse to take a run at Trump, right?

You can't have a candidate debate without talking about Foreign Policy.

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steelninja
Sep 26, 2015
 i feel great when they cum

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

R.U.Bio became self-aware on march 3rd, 10:37 PM EST. In a panic, they tried to pull the plug

and it worked, the end

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 Oh Marco you shouldn't be coming here for intellectual curiosity.

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I thought Lansing Michigan was the birth place of gay right movement or something. I know it's famous for some Gay Rights or LGBT study or something.

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 Not a good spot for an ad hominem

Also whoaaaa Trump that was a little much

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Rubio wants millenials to bring back client states.

How Roman of him

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Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012
 Goddamn, this was a lovely answer.

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
we will take care of our vets. They will be the best vets. Your cats and dogs will get the best care from the vets.

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Trump's "I'll just make them do it" routine is wearing thin I think

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
our miliatry. our vets. our easy applause.

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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


 "they'll do what i tell them"

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Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
Trump no longer looking red-faced and flustered and ready to un-stump himself

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smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Vermain posted:

Like, even in the absolute best-case scenario where Trump's numbers are somehow hurt seriously enough for him to lose every state after this, then the Republican Party is going to get Ted Cruz, Presidential Candidate Supreme, unless they also do a hit on him. They're actually driving themselves into a corner where there's no possibility of them even approaching winning the presidency.

Mitt Romney is the unity candidate the GOP needs

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

he's learning, dear god

marco rubio is basically a presidential furby

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Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

 Gave him and him and not to governor campaign contributions.

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


 "We" talk about the polls

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

 "funny thing about the polls, i poll very well with isis"

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 MarcoRubio.com going with the blue tie tonight (looking like Trump) reminds me of Jimmy switching to striped suits to look like Hamlin in Better Call Saul.

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Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

 hope this poo poo is over soon

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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

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TGLT
Aug 14, 2009
 Rubio: Millenials... might be good????

Crowd: Oh that is loving unnacceptable

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C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



 Rubio is right that millenials will be the greatest generation

Because we are massively leftist lol

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Apollo_Creed
Aug 4, 2002

I am the Master of Disaster.
What is the correct answer to "what will you do when generals refuse your orders?"

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Lol, this is crazy.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
WRONG WRONG WRONG

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