GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

Bad Caller posted:

This is my first GOP debate since the very first one, are they always this batshit (before 2016)

They were bad but things only really devolved into flat out yelling repeatedly after Jeb left and it was essentially down to Cruz/Rubio/Trump.

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Bad Caller posted:

This is my first GOP debate since the very first one, are they always this batshit (before 2016)

Imagine when they had 10 candidates. Now picture Rand Paul picking a fight with Donald Trump, which ended as you imagine it did. Then imagine Chris Christie just :killdozer:

ing Marco Rubio, while Jeb! flailed wildly.

Yep.

e- Oh, before 2016, never mind.

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

what the poo poo was this again

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lmao

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cheese eats mouse: Jul 6, 2007; A real Portlander now

I am smoking resin this is how desperate I am to forget this debate

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DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Fats Dominar is on the case

if kasich was willing to strike at trump, this would be the most perfect debate ever

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

how much did kaisch pay to get his ad aired on national tv

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Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

"I'm not biting"

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Donald Trump talking about dick size and the thing that was on Ted Cruz's lip

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

1. what the poo poo is this kasich
2. can someone cue up the star wars comment

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neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

drat, these questions are so stacked against Trump lol

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apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Weaponizing space seems like a good idea

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George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

no i will not answer your question

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Tars Tarkas: Apr 13, 2003; Rock the Mok

A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.

People paid money for that commercial???

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tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

lol not even Trump explicitly says "gently caress your question" as much as Kasich

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

wow Mr. Rogers is doing really well. he might get 12 more votes.

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Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

Romney Advisor Says Trump Promoted Birther Movement Because "Rightwing Crazies Will Believe It"
http://gawker.com/romney-advisor-says-trump-promoted-birther-movement-bec-1762805823

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This Is the Zodiac: Feb 4, 2003

Stop hacking us, China :mad:

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

kasich to china: stop hacking us

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Tim Burns Effect: Apr 1, 2011

ahyuck hyuck hyuck that was a darn good one!

gently caress OFF kasich

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I know this is an incredibly shallow reading of the situation, but I got a good laugh out of the line,"China doesn't own the South China sea!"

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

apatheticman posted:

Weaponizing space seems like a good idea

gravity was a documentary

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Rexicon1: Oct 9, 2007; A Shameful Path Led You Here

SPACE BASE

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Dahn: Sep 4, 2004

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

if kasich was willing to strike at trump, this would be the most perfect debate ever

how do you say back peddle in Russian

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

OH GOD THEY'RE GOING TO BRING UP EMPS

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meanolmrcloud: Apr 5, 2004; rock out with your stock out

gently caress republicans but Kasich is an alright guy

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Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Josh Lyman posted:

Space based missile defense doesn't really work yet, does it?

In short, no, not at all

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Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

hey china, knock off all that hacking whydontcha geez loueez

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Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

Stop hacking us China, or you'll be in trouble

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mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Ricky Ellison furiously googling Cruz now.

http://missiledefenseadvocacy.org/

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

"Please pick me Donald, please pick me!"
- John Kasich

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Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Why isn't this nice moderate winning?

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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; Can't post for 13 days!

Logikv9 posted:

hillary clinton caused north korea

And weak rear end chump GWB didn't fix it.

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Oil!: Nov 5, 2008; Der's e'rl in dem der hills!; Ham Wrangler

I feel like the Golf States would be huge supporters of Trump.

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Dead Cosmonaut: Nov 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Isn't the nork's plan basically to deliver a nuke by truck across the border?

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oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

smell this posted:

Donald Trump talking about dick size and the thing that was on Ted Cruz's lip

same, except rubio's yoga jokes

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

the east is bitches

west siiiide

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

Bad Caller posted:

This is my first GOP debate since the very first one, are they always this batshit (before 2016)

They've gotten progressively so, so yes.

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Jacobin: Feb 1, 2013; by exmarx

John Kasich:

Initiate Proxy war in Ukraine, South China Sea

Initiate conflict in 'cyberspace' ; force China to release the motherbomb of all hacks and make use of OPM information on millions of Americans with security clearances

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

President Kasich: Stop hacking us.

The Chinese: NOOOO! A polite request. Our one weakness!!!!

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