GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

meanolmrcloud posted:

gently caress republicans but Kasich is an alright guy

Kasich is an alright guy when he doesn't talk about education, unions, abortion, or women's rights period. So yeah, not really.

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C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

The correct term is "populism".

so this is the bernie of the right huh

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Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

potato of destiny posted:

Wasn't the whole point of SDI to bankrupt russia by getting them to copy a missile defense system that was wildly expensive and couldn't possibly work?

Bingo. The only secret about it we had to keep was that it didnt freaking work.

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Awww yssss the pledge

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

mannerup posted:

there isn't much time and closing statements is going to take up the majority of time

they need to have a nuke ready immediately after break

STUMP INCOMING

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

it's been seven months? :eyepop:

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Fiddler on the Reef: Apr 29, 2011

Bad Caller posted:

Okay so when Trump said "get the military what they need, not the bloated defense contracts"

that was code words for "cut military spending" in republican terms, yeah?

because some of the poo poo trump says sounds incredibly leftist inbetween the crazy stuff

does he just throw everything at the wall and sees what sticks

wrong thread for this but yeah he's actually super moderate

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Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

DONALD TRUMP SHOW US YOUR DICK

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Raccooon: Dec 5, 2009

Last question going to be another Trump trap?

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McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

Killer Queen posted:

Kasich is an alright guy when he doesn't talk

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

rofl

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smg77: Apr 27, 2007

the pledge

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Winter Stormer: Oct 17, 2012

Ohhhh shiiiit.

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Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

potato of destiny posted:

Wasn't the whole point of SDI to bankrupt russia by getting them to copy a missile defense system that was wildly expensive and couldn't possibly work?

No.

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

TyrantWD posted:

Roger Ailes seems to be down with the "throw the election to Hillary" plan.

this probably makes roger ailes the most money soooo

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Jacobin: Feb 1, 2013; by exmarx

Fellatio del Toro posted:

gently caress why didn't Obama think to just order our cybermilitary to take down their systems??

China has ( at least... it seems pretty clear) the most rich hack of information ever conducted in absence of explicit warfare or conflict:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_of_Personnel_Management_data_breach

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

ohhhh shiiiiit

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Oh poo poo, this is going to be fun.

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Raccooon: Dec 5, 2009

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Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Gosh, why would we have a pledge revisit????

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

Lol this is a great last question that could dominate the narrative going forward.

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

BEND THE KNEE

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

hahahah the loving pledge brought up again

YESSSSS

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VR Native American: May 1, 2009; Gun Saliva

Trump gonna win - Fox

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

lol but will donald support donald?!?!!?

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Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

and marco is now broken lol

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Oh man

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

rubio confirmed to be christie's future assistant

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Woop nevermind, KNEE BENDING CEREMONY RACE IS OVER

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

this is such a hatchet job

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deadpan: Feb 2, 2004

TyrantWD posted:

Roger Ailes seems to be down with the "throw the election to Hillary" plan.

Fox News knows they can tear down a Clinton presidency, it's their natural talent, what they were created to do originally. They're not interested in wild cards.

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Lurk Ethic: Jul 25, 2007; Lurk More

"Will you support the nominee, even if it's Donald Trump?"

Fuckin' lovin' these questions :lol:

Oh poo poo, Benghazi!

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neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

hahahahahahahaha omg hahahahhahahahhahaha

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Raccooon: Dec 5, 2009

Kiss the ring shits!

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Tomahawk: Aug 13, 2003; HE KNOWS

throw some more chum in the water

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Alien Arcana: Feb 14, 2012; You're related to soup, Admiral.

BENGHAZI

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bennyfranks: Jun 23, 2005; IGNORE ME!

benghazi

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Cruz has a real chance to steal some votes by saying no

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C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

What does the J stand for

Is it like Homer J. Simpson

lol if we bernouts can move Marco can you pay my ticket and let me leave, I'm down and want to go back to scandinavia where my family is from

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

i hope benjamin ghazi gets locked up for a very, very long time for his crimes against families

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