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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

 "America doesn't want to be a socialist country. if you want to be a socialist county move to a socialist country"

Okay.

Let me get a visa and get the hell out of this poo poo hole then.

loving dick.

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
what a bunch of chicken shits

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greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Dumb Rubio. The good joke answer would be "One of them is a socialist, and the other is Bernie Sanders"

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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

 I will also support donald trump because of vilerat's mom

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Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
"Donald Trump, will you support the nominee, even if it's Donald Trump?"

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Joementum posted:

Oh good, we're back to believe SDI works.
Hey it worked in Civ IV :downs:

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JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Marco Rubio creaming some Berniebro panties tonight

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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


 there's no possible answer to this question other than "yes," it's an obvious trap. i'll believe it when i loving see it

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Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012
 BENGHAZI

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
 And you Mr Kasich? LOL just kidding no one cares

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Alien Arcana posted:

BENGHAZI

Vilerat is rolling over in his grave.

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
WELP, THIS QUESTION MAKES UP FOR ALL OF IT

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Rubio draws Chang from it's sheath

*falls on it*

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Tim Burns Effect
Apr 1, 2011

Combed Thunderclap posted:

Stop hacking us China, or you'll be in trouble

Kasich and Hillary can team up and tell them to just cut it out!

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Needs More Ditka posted:

i hope benjamin ghazi gets locked up for a very, very long time for his crimes against families
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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Bad Caller posted:

What does the J stand for

john

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

 Kasich what

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

 AHAHAHA, ballsy Kasich

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Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

 Trump "No problem [with my dick], believe me."

Rubio: "I would support Donald Trump."

- tomorrow's headlines

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Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


 what is this gay question wtf

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
HA KASICH

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 The end of this debate basically sealed their fate, now the narrative becomes,"These guys all support Donald Trump for President."

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Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
 the little engine that... can

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
kasich is the little engine that could.

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

 "I'm the little engine who can" :eyepop:

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 Fox steals defeat from the jaws of victory

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Trump gets an alternate version of the question. :allears:

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Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum

Jerusalem posted:

The end of this debate basically sealed their fate, now the narrative becomes,"These guys all support Donald Trump for President."

I can't believe this

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 i'm loving this Trump debate about how Trump Trump is and would you Trump for Trump if he's the Trump

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

 lmao "little engine"

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The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
Holy poo poo! How did he keep a straight face?

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
These dipshits should have said no.

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

 The question for Kasich should have been "Would you be the secretary of state for Trump?"

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
DON'T DO IT TRUMP

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 Trump loving dodges the question, lol

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
trump cannot process this question

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This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

 SAY NO

SAY IT

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
this was the whole point of the question lmao

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
The incredulity in "even if it's not ME?" was great

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TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
 Adding fuel to the fire of the NeverTrumps...

If it was anyone other than Fox asking this question, they would be boycotted by the GOP.

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