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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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SixPabst
Oct 24, 2006

 i feel like i need a cigarette after that

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





 trump not bitter im surprised

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Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum
they spend the whole night hammering trump

and then they all say they will support him as nominee

what just happened

I suspect major GOP ratfuckery incoming.

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Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Montasque posted:

For 25 minutes fox threw the kitchen sink at Trump... Then they made everyone bend the knee.

Its over folks, its over. Trump is the guy.

If this debate doesn't hurt him, then I don't know what the Republicans can do to stop him.

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

 Yudo's Deep Debate Teardown: ~fartz~

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greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Deadulus posted:

If they gently caress Trump at the convention, he will run third party.

No, the Trump party will be the new first party and the Republican party will be running third party.

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
trump and rubio fist bumped.

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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Montasque posted:

For 25 minutes fox threw the kitchen sink at Trump... Then they made everyone bend the knee.

Its over folks, its over. Trump is the guy.
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The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

BeOSPOS posted:

what's up with marco not shaking anyones hands?

Oh, it wasn't just Trump's hands then.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Deadulus posted:

If this debate doesn't hurt him, then I don't know what the Republicans can do to stop him.

voodoo magic

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

BeOSPOS posted:

what's up with marco not shaking anyones hands?

He seems sick as gently caress, prolly doesn't want to pass it on.

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C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



 BEND THE KNEE

guess game of thrones is starting soon again huh

if bernie gets the nom over hillary the coronation should be with khal drogo's idea of a crown on the hillster :V

and trump should do something real cool too

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Montasque posted:

For 25 minutes fox threw the kitchen sink at Trump... Then they made everyone bend the knee.

Its over folks, its over. Trump is the guy.

Marco Rubio said on live national television that he will support Donald J. Trump as the republican nominee.

Thaaattt basically sets everything on fire and I love it.

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AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
 I'm the bouncing Fox logo in the background

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

BeOSPOS posted:

what's up with marco not shaking anyones hands?

Uh, he's sick as gently caress?

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009

BeOSPOS posted:

what's up with marco not shaking anyones hands?

They all hate each other

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Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

he just fistbumped rubio

did he? it looked awkward like Rubio totally rejected Trump's gesture. I couldn't tell though.

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
 Goldmine baby! Goldmine! *shoveling bombs and knives into furnace* LOVE IT!

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The winner of the debate is whomever is picking the break music for the livenewschat stream.

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009

SaltLick posted:

trump not bitter im surprised
Taking the high ground, as it were

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fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

 They are going balls to the wall brokered convention.

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Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
Presidential candidates referring people to a twitter exchange, what a wonderful time to be alive.

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A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

 dude what is up with oreillys skull

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Wait, correction, Marco had pills in his hand.

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 lmao msnbc already playing the penis clip

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
and now bil o reilly lobbing softballs

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breaklaw
May 12, 2008
 This is literally a 1999 WWF interview.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Donald's son in the background looks like a corpse :stare:

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Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

WampaLord posted:

He seems sick as gently caress, prolly doesn't want to pass it on.

I can't believe that for a second.

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

mlmp08 posted:

Uh, he's sick as gently caress?

well yeah, but I'm talking about tonight

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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

The Pussy Boss posted:

i'm loving this Trump debate about how Trump Trump is and would you Trump for Trump if he's the Trump
<nods head>
Trump

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Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4BNtP7tN8I

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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Deadulus posted:

If this debate doesn't hurt him, then I don't know what the Republicans can do to stop him.

The last debate was really far worse of him. It jumpstarted a big "Trump is ridiculous and dangerous" narrative, and he somehow managed to smother that with the Christie announcement.

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deadpan
Feb 2, 2004

 Everyone was baited into tacitly endorsing Trump at the end, that's the clip that gets repeated.

Did they even mention Mitt Romney's temper tantrum earlier?

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

breaklaw posted:

This is literally a 1999 WWF interview.

O'Reilly is getting dangerously close to breaking keyfabe.

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

breaklaw posted:

This is literally a 1999 WWF interview.
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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
post-debate is just trump trashing romney lmao

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
O'reilly hates this

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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Schnorkles posted:

Marco Rubio said on live national television that he will support Donald J. Trump as the republican nominee.

Thaaattt basically sets everything on fire and I love it.

kasich is the only one that saw through that whooper

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Mr. Boogie
Apr 1, 2013

Is a meat patty something or nothing?

Laphroaig posted:

they spend the whole night hammering trump

and then they all say they will support him as nominee

what just happened

I suspect major GOP ratfuckery incoming.

Listen, he may be a complete maniac akin to Kim Jong Un, but at least he doesn't want to make college free.

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