GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Montasque posted:

Making Rubio say "I would support Donald Trump" was massive... It blows all his #NEVERTRUMP bullshit up.

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

FadingChord posted:

I don't regularly watch O'Reilly but he's drunk off his rear end right now, right?

"COME ONNNNNNNNNN!!!!"

They just took his kids, man, of course he is.

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cheese eats mouse posted:

A loving booger is going to bring down the Cruz campaign lmfao

someone trend #tedcrooger

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rivetz: Sep 22, 2000; Soiled Meat

O'Reilly: OK coming up next we're gonna talk to Marco Rubio, we're gonna talk to Ted Cruz, we're gonna get to, uhhhhh, uh John Kasich

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cheese eats mouse: Jul 6, 2007; A real Portlander now

Millstone posted:

boogergate 2016

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Baku: Aug 20, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

the republican party will nominate a total shithead

that's kind of a given at this point

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bloodysabbath: May 1, 2004; OH NO!

breaklaw posted:

This is literally a 1999 WWF interview.

I hope when God-King Trump wins the general and gives his victory speech, he comes out to

BOW DOWN TO THE

BOW DOWN TO THE KING

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Cracked_Gear: Nov 4, 2013

So my take on this poo poo show was they threw everything they could at Trump, landed some punches, but Trump wasn't knocked out.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

lamentable dustman posted:

O'Reilly trying to cause a divorce

bill is a pro at that

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

Spiky Ooze posted:

two retarded assholes ... neither will give an inch on being the bigger one... prettty good

Ah come on man. O'reilly is a great entertainer who's clearly not a true believer.

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DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Fats Dominar is on the case

PostNouveau posted:

I don't think that went very well for Trump (other than everyone else saying they'd support him), but Fox mucked it up by making it too obvious they were going after him.

His response whenever someone asks him "How will you do X" is "Believe me when I say, I will do X magnificently." It's not going to fly in the general at all. It's a super transparent dodge, and he's just getting away with it because he's got a cult of authoritarians behind him pushing him through the primary with dreams of openly loving with minorities once he wins.

remember, GOP primary audiences are always the most deranged bloodthirsty cannibals of the right. kasich talked about "love thy neighbor" and someone loving booed him. they are insane heathens and they crave only the serenity found in annihilation.

GE debates are not going to be like that, and trump is going to get creamed

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Slow News Day: Jul 4, 2007

Spiky Ooze posted:

two retarded assholes ... neither will give an inch on being the bigger one... prettty good

i thought donald was fair to oreilly

# ? Mar 4, 2016 05:11

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

this made me really really ill and i don't normally have a weak stomach

same

can't even watch it again

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

Cracked_Gear posted:

So my take on this poo poo show was they threw everything they could at Trump, landed some punches, but Trump wasn't knocked out.

Good take

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Fintilgin: Sep 29, 2004; Fintilgin sweeps!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LQftYK2n8o

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Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

Deadulus posted:

If they gently caress Trump at the convention, he will run third party.

He'll do it gleefully.

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Despera: Jun 6, 2011

http://www.wfaa.com/news/politics/so-what-did-ted-cruz-eat-off-his-lip-during-the-gop-debate/66867064

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

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♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/705603280651591680

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any debate polls out yet?

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VaultAggie: Nov 18, 2010; Best out of 71?

Rubio, cruz, and uh, oops.

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

The Trump-O'Reilly relationship seems fascinating.

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

msnbc talking about kasichmentum

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Laphroaig: Feb 6, 2004; Drinking Smoke; Dinosaur Gum

Hot Takes:

Rubio quickly agreed to support Trump when he is the nominee

Cruz ate a booger.

Kasich lol who gives a gently caress

The GOP is planning something in secret to ratfuck Trump.

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Oiled and Ready posted:

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Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Trump walked back literally everything that made him different from the nominees tonight lmao

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/705603280651591680

And here it comes. :getin:

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ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

Another giant poo poo clown show where Trump managed to come out still smelling like Trump

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I'm not sure how that would set up a ratfuck? The first time the GOP could point to his agreement would be when he splits and tells them to gently caress off. Going, "BUT YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T!" isn't gonna do poo poo and his base won't care.

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Despera: Jun 6, 2011

Cruz and Rubio seem pretty confident theyl get something at a brokered convention.

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mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

lamentable dustman posted:

O'Reilly trying to cause a divorce

Wedge might've worked if they were passionate, but I don't think so bud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjwV5w0IrcA&t=56s

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TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Montasque posted:

Making Rubio say "I would support Donald Trump" was massive... It blows all his #NEVERTRUMP bullshit up.

Ailes seems to be rooting for the setting Trump up to fail in the general scenario, since that's the least damaging option for the GOPe.

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SNAKES N CAKES: Sep 6, 2005; DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Rubio will suffer after tonight. He looked like a waterlogged corpse, his voice was worse than Hillary's, and he couldn't say a single quoteworthy thing apart from "I would support Donald as the nominee."

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ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

To the soundtrack of my pig eating dinner

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

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pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

BeOSPOS posted:

any debate polls out yet?

Drudge has Trump winning it by like 68%

# ? Mar 4, 2016 05:13

Thundercracker: Jun 25, 2004; Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.; College Slice

It's pretty insulting when you think of it. No one even bothered to interrupt or even argue with Kasiche. They just waited for him to stop talking so they could keep making GBS threads on each other.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 05:13

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.