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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!

/pol/ has been rigging these for a while now. The only post debate online poll Trump doesn't win in is TheBlaze because they rig it in Cruz's favor.

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

Bill O is currently getting bored of Cruz's answers and is just interrupting him for fun

It's hilarious

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



ReidRansom posted:

Drunks can sense our own

As a former drunk I'm sensing it so hard I had to turn it off. It's coming off him in waves

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/705609705834598402

:smug:

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Cruz is now steadfastly, constantly, against relentless pressure by OR, absolutely refusing to say that Trump is lying about anything. His line is "Trump can genuinely believe two opposite things within one minute." That seems like Cruz is folding.

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

Please tell me someone is getting some clips of drunk BillO I gotta see this.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Bill does not give a gently caress

Vortex Street
Oct 23, 2010

I walked right out of the machinery
O'Reilly: "Lemme ask you a quesshun"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Donald Trump came in third behind Baby Hitler and Megyn Kelly! Donald is a mess.

Hiigaran0
Sep 8, 2011

enraged_camel posted:

Anyone else watching O'Reilly interviewing the other candidates?

I love that he's calling out each one on their bullshit. So bizarre!

The jig is up. Somehow even he is looking at this for what it is.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

He's drunk. And so am I.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

The French Army! posted:

Please tell me someone is getting some clips of drunk BillO I gotta see this.

it's not super obvious at first, he's not slurring all over the place and poo poo, but it becomes very clear the more you watch him

AmericanBarbarian
Nov 23, 2011
Oreilley - "you dont think he's dissssssssssssssss - hold on a minute - ssshonest"

Yeah. He's sloppy drunk as only an angry irish man can be.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Yep! Fox News folks, fox loving news.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/continetti/status/705609222759833601

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Bishop posted:

As an alcoholic I can confirm O'Reilly is at that "Oh poo poo I had a little more than I can handle" stage where it's taking everything he's got to sit up straight and not slur the majority of his words.

"I'm totally drunk but nobody will notice if I act. completely. normal. Eye contact, good posture, little nods, listen more than you talk."

Meanwhile, everybody else knows that you're drunk off your rear end.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/705611414128500736

Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?
I missed this debate, is there any good articles of highlights/lows?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

FadingChord posted:

"I'm totally drunk but nobody will notice if I act. completely. normal. Eye contact, good posture, little nods, listen more than you talk."

Meanwhile, everybody else knows that you're drunk off your rear end.

Conveniently so is everybody else watching on TV.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Logikv9 posted:

Donald Trump came in third behind Baby Hitler and Megyn Kelly! Donald is a mess.

Baby Hitler, Trump, same thing.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

unstumped

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


It's like a would have been fine if he'd have stopped two drinks ago drunk

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




To be fair, it's exactly like he said

"They gave me an A rating until they figured out that the whole thing was a scam"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Also nevermind that that report isn't even for Trump U

Jacobin
Feb 1, 2013

by exmarx

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
drat y'all were right, O'Reilly is drunk as gently caress

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

To be fair, it's exactly like he said

"They gave me an A rating until they figured out that the whole thing was a scam"

Well the BBB is also a scam. The problem now I think is that the university has shut down so the university can't pay their subscription or whatever it is they call it. (maybe "advertising" like yelp says?)

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

ReidRansom posted:

It's like a would have been fine if he'd have stopped two drinks ago drunk

he's 'end of a work dinner talking to your boss's boss' drunk

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

I'm proud of my big strong powerful hands that hit a gold ball 285 yards

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



I still cannot believe any of tonight was real, or that I'm real, or that any of this is real.

tardsteak
Jul 26, 2007

You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
holy poo poo O'Reilly is smashed hahah

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Bill dunking on Kasich

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





VR Native American posted:

Bill dunking on Kasich

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
There you go again...

https://twitter.com/Trump2016Donald/status/705598182470852608

VaultAggie
Nov 18, 2010

Best out of 71?
Jesus, he just told kasich he wasn't exciting.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

Also nevermind that that report isn't even for Trump U

It is actually, they renamed it after the NY State AG told them they couldn't call it a university. I thought it was defunct though?

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

VR Native American posted:

Bill drunking on Kasich

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



hobbesmaster posted:

Well the BBB is also a scam. The problem now I think is that the university has shut down so the university can't pay their subscription or whatever it is they call it. (maybe "advertising" like yelp says?)

I don't think The Trump Entrepreneur Initiative is closed down, which is what that report is for, but Trump U was rated D- right before the listing was even pulled

Plus, you know, 5,000 people suing him over it

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

dis CNN interview is now pro-watch

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Bill is Mr. Lahey drunk...

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