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doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax
man eats a booger on live tv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4BNtP7tN8I

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Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

I am afraid to watch that in case it is actually me.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Lord Chumley posted:

I'm taking a look around for you, but in the meantime have this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOvGCrilWik

The best Starcraft schadenfreude, I believe, is still this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40ccy9kljvI

And, apparently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9g8DMndIJc e: aww, runs out of steam at 1:50

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Ted Cruz doesn’t know that he’s eating a booger. He knows exactly what he’s eating.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

If that's in North Carolina that guy has nothing to worry about.

:golfclap:

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Hyperlynx posted:

The best Starcraft schadenfreude, I believe, is still this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40ccy9kljvI

And, apparently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9g8DMndIJc e: aww, runs out of steam at 1:50

wheres that one picture or video where the guy misclicks like 2 or 3 times in the very beginning and just gives up

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I was hoping someone would ask why so I could say "Carolina panthers always fall short."

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Unidentified pranksters (allegedly) put a padlock in a guy's earlobe stretcher. I'm not sure how they did it without him being fully aware of it, though. Maybe it's a dumb fuckup that he blames on persons unknown.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Unidentified pranksters (allegedly) put a padlock in a guy's earlobe stretcher. I'm not sure how they did it without him being fully aware of it, though. Maybe it's a dumb fuckup that he blames on persons unknown.


rekt

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Unidentified pranksters (allegedly) put a padlock in a guy's earlobe stretcher. I'm not sure how they did it without him being fully aware of it, though. Maybe it's a dumb fuckup that he blames on persons unknown.

He was probably asleep or drunk at the time.

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Unidentified pranksters (allegedly) put a padlock in a guy's earlobe stretcher. I'm not sure how they did it without him being fully aware of it, though. Maybe it's a dumb fuckup that he blames on persons unknown.


I lost the key to a padlock like that before. Pretty easy fix if you have a halfway decent pair of bolt cutters

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

The chain in those padlocks is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ear in five minutes. Go.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Hyperlynx posted:

The best Starcraft schadenfreude, I believe, is still this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40ccy9kljvI

What's really funny about this is that it wouldn't happen if pro-Starcraft rules required the player to finish out the game, like pretty much every other pro sport. Being able to rage-quit as a pro is a really stupid rule, and it's wonderful to see it backfire so hilariously.

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

StrangersInTheNight posted:

What's really funny about this is that it wouldn't happen if pro-Starcraft rules required the player to finish out the game, like pretty much every other pro sport. Being able to rage-quit as a pro is a really stupid rule, and it's wonderful to see it backfire so hilariously.

I think it's supposed to work like chess, where when you know you're beaten you can (and probably should) concede the match to avoid wasting everyone's time.

Of course, you can't bluff in chess.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

SiKboy posted:

The chain in those padlocks is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ear in five minutes. Go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jJP0CcuJyE This seems safe

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Don't think that will work with a metal base pad lock. I think bolt cutters are the way to go.

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

"Now I'll show you on this BIGGER lock made of the same garbage material as the first two. Also I screwed poo poo into a tree for no reason."

Murphys Law
Nov 1, 2005

Hyperlynx posted:

The best Starcraft schadenfreude, I believe, is still this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40ccy9kljvI

And, apparently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9g8DMndIJc e: aww, runs out of steam at 1:50

After watching this earlier, this showed up under recommended. Some douchebag spends half of a 20 minute match taunting his opponent instead of just finishing him off, until...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg8BJDvX5Ic

The douchey stuff starts around 8:20.

Murphys Law has a new favorite as of 20:42 on Mar 4, 2016

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Murphys Law posted:

After watching this earlier, this showed up under recommended. Some douchebag spends half of a 20 minute match taunting his opponent instead of just finishing him off, until...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg8BJDvX5Ic

The douchey stuff starts around 8:20.

While it was amusing I feel that the Mango backstory says more about the announcers than the player.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Unidentified pranksters (allegedly) put a padlock in a guy's earlobe stretcher. I'm not sure how they did it without him being fully aware of it, though. Maybe it's a dumb fuckup that he blames on persons unknown.


Just get Bosnianbill to fix you up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU9MB5XPsp4&t=15s

For your freude, on a bunch of his vids he comments that lock companies keep sending him C&Ds and laughs at them.

Another Master Lock piece of crap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIq9khF-axs&t=11s

Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 21:25 on Mar 4, 2016

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
drat I was just about to post that zip tie video.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Snapchat A Titty posted:

For your freude, on a bunch of his vids he comments that lock companies keep sending him C&Ds and laughs at them.

Reminds me of a current affairs show in Australia years ago that was doing a report on some anti-theft steering wheel locks which were apparently pretty easy to break if you just wrenched on them real hard. The manufacturer agreed to appear on the show and completely denied that they were faulty in any way so the reporter asked if he'd be okay standing by while they gave it a shot. Sure, no problem, yank on it all you want but it'll never break. About 10 seconds later the reporter broke the lock in half, right in front of the guy.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Reminds me of a current affairs show in Australia years ago that was doing a report on some anti-theft steering wheel locks which were apparently pretty easy to break if you just wrenched on them real hard. The manufacturer agreed to appear on the show and completely denied that they were faulty in any way so the reporter asked if he'd be okay standing by while they gave it a shot. Sure, no problem, yank on it all you want but it'll never break. About 10 seconds later the reporter broke the lock in half, right in front of the guy.

Please say it's on the internet!! I would like to see this!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Just get Bosnianbill to fix you up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU9MB5XPsp4&t=15s

For your freude, on a bunch of his vids he comments that lock companies keep sending him C&Ds and laughs at them.

Another Master Lock piece of crap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIq9khF-axs&t=11s

The question is how would the hammer opening feel?

Bosnian Bill's videos are great. Old padlocks are stupidly easy to open.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Please say it's on the internet!! I would like to see this!

I tried looking but couldn't find it, I'm pretty sure it was pre-internet. I'm old and I have memories from the dark times.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

I love his joyful Ah-ha-hah! when he pops it opens. There's a man who loves what he does. :)

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


DavidAlltheTime posted:

"Now I'll show you on this BIGGER lock made of the same garbage material as the first two. Also I screwed poo poo into a tree for no reason."

If the locks and wreches are made of metal and his hands are made of bone why isn't it his hands which shatter? Makes you think...

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

DavidAlltheTime posted:

"Now I'll show you on this BIGGER lock made of the same garbage material as the first two. Also I screwed poo poo into a tree for no reason."

Agreed- show me the wrench thing on a proper Master padlock and I'll be impressed. Of course they're easy to pick, almost all locks are. (to lockpickers- I don't find it easy, even with the right tools) Plus you gotta compare a lock which can famously get shot through and stay in one piece vs the garbage potmetal in that video.

Those locks in the video are seriously some of the shittiest locks I've ever seen- I bet you could bust one apart with a hammer in one hit. At least Master locks are (somewhat) durable.

Uncle Enzo has a new favorite as of 23:10 on Mar 4, 2016

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Master Lock shill spotted :mmmhmm:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSY3VuhCDZM

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Yea, block in some other people's vehicles who had nothing to do with your little parking space drama. Douche.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
http://i.imgur.com/SP6S0e4.gifv

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Karma Monkey posted:

Yea, block in some other people's vehicles who had nothing to do with your little parking space drama. Douche.

I like that he's really bad at getting the jeep close enough to hook up the winch.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
It's a jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
I was kinda hoping someone else entirely would pull into the spot after all of that guy's efforts.

Also was hoping that something would happen to the guy filming in the snowmobile one. Not really schadenfreude so much as it is a nice prank.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

SpacePig posted:

I was kinda hoping someone else entirely would pull into the spot after all of that guy's efforts.

Also was hoping that something would happen to the guy filming in the snowmobile one. Not really schadenfreude so much as it is a nice prank.

It's not really shadenfreude until the dude goes off the front. That was the good stuff.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Two douchebaggeries do not make a right. :smith:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Please tell me nobody here actually thinks that Jeep video is anything other than viral marketing.

Nope. Just a totally coincidental drone hovering there filming it.

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Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
https://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20151203/article/151209906?p=1&tc=pg

The author of “The Drinker's Guide to Driving: The Secrets of DUI from One of America's Top DUI Lawyers.” was arrested for a DUI. It turns out he didn't follow the advice in his own book!

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