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Hello and welcome to the new and 'improved' [citation needed] anti-food porn thread, the place for posting all the weird and delightful/disgusting food photos you see all over the internet. Since apparently we as a species are obsessed with showing people what we're eating right now. Even if that 'right now' used to take a lot longer to capture. Pictured: de Heem's proto-instagram So, what belongs here? Well, if it's a foodstuff, that's a good start. Generally, if it sounds weird, has wacko ingredients, or just looks like someone took a messy poo poo on a plate, it's all good. Healthy and looks like the green giant ate a forest and puked it up into a food processor? Post it. A delicious, greasy casserole that has more calories in one scoop than the average weekly caloric intake of a third world child? Post it. Even if it's just good, well-made food photographed badly. Just please, God, try to avoid arguing about kraft. Anti-food porn bingo - for when something is just so wrong it needs a game made out of it. But enough rambling, have some examples! Wife material posts - an amazing repository, so long as you're okay with stumbling onto porn every now and again. Of course that's not to say that we don't sometimes post good food. It's just that sometimes something looks too perfect, so you end up getting things like the Uncanny Valley Pancakes: https://twitter.com/mr_kuronekocafe/status/703206320560672768 And no food thread is complete without people going on about their health foods, and somehow coming off even sadder than the guy who just shovels cheetos and mountain dew in his face: https://twitter.com/bobby/status/695630146166984704 And then there's just the WEIRD poo poo. Like these delicious red velvet cooki- quote:I made menstrual blood cookies! I am not entirely happy with how they turned out, so I am going to experiment with some recipes throughout the rest of this month so I can try for something great next cycle. This recipe was far too floury. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s We have consumed the still-beating heart of the Dumb Food Fad thread after they gave us the glory of the Small Pastry Saga. This means that the posting of stupid poo poo like food served in a shoe or saucy foods served on planks of wood are now fair game, go forth and post all the abominations you can find. And finally, if you're willing to debase and dehumanize yourself for the sake of other people on the internet, I keep track of various 'trip reports' of people either picking up some AFP offered by a restaurant/store, or making some themselves. Find something you want to do a writeup on? Go nuts, and I'll add it here, so all may see and admire your bravery. Trip reports: bunnyofdoom tries the Big Boss, which has less snake than one might imagine. And provides his taste test of the reeses cups burger, wherein he both wins and loses. GOTTA STAY FAI tries out some weird Illinois regional food. And then explains the history of the breakfast abomination only known as The Harold And finishes up with a beautiful hand made reeses cups stuffed burger, beating out Bunnyofdoom. PROCLICK Then makes a delicious Ramen Sandwich johnnyratbastard demonstrates false advertising with the help of Pizza Hut's mince pie bite stuffed crust pizza PandaK makes his own pizzabomination Horrible Smutbeast channels M Night in his tasting of Cadbury's with Vegemite. And going above and beyond the line of duty, forums hero chitoryu12 goes all out and makes a sister thread just for MREs and military food. Tasteful Dickpic makes a weird hot dog abomination, but worst of all, he eats it with a fork. Gotta Stay Fai graces us with his glorious radio voice once again. And maybe eats some poo poo from Wendys idk. atholbrose goes to Burger King to try out their commemorative ACES CURE PLANES has a new favorite as of 22:33 on Dec 21, 2016 |
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I forgot about the ramen sundae! Turns out the last one is actually pancakes!
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 19:10 |
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 19:11 |
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New thread? Time to celebrate! (That's how cakes I bake turn out too, to be fair to this person)
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 19:35 |
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PCOS Bill posted:New thread? Time to celebrate!
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PCOS Bill posted:New thread? Time to celebrate! I'm going to tip my raccoon hand early and say: with the strawberries and whatnot this looks like it is probably delicious, anyway.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 19:43 |
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 19:46 |
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Harriet Tubman Cake?
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 19:49 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfVssMRb8Wg ...except more disturbing.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 20:42 |
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I suppose creamed corn wrestling counts as AFP.
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deadly_pudding posted:I'm going to tip my raccoon hand early and say: with the strawberries and whatnot this looks like it is probably delicious, anyway. Well yeah, it doesn't have to be gross to be posted here. Just not food porn.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 21:01 |
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Aw yeah, ground floor postin! http://i.imgur.com/8hMxPLl.webm
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 21:18 |
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RareAcumen posted:Spicy Tom Ah poo poo that reminded me of Burger King Bacon Sundae
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 21:25 |
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Funfetti...bread?
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 21:25 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Harriet Tubman Cake? Pretty sure it's a Harriet Tubgirl cake.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 21:44 |
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Awwwww yiss.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 22:51 |
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Hello new thread!
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 23:04 |
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Hiya
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 23:09 |
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Loose corn! Looser corn!! Clay in a crockpot, just like mom used to make: This one isn't gross as much as it is just desperately twee. If my wife did this for me every morning I think I'd leave her.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 23:39 |
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 00:02 |
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Would, every single goddamned one.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 00:26 |
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Just out of curiosity, how much do those monstrosities tend to cost?
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 00:37 |
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RareAcumen posted:snip This is actually really awesome and makes me hungry.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 00:46 |
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Bosuzoku:whatever the hell this is called:America
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PCOS Bill posted:Well yeah, it doesn't have to be gross to be posted here. Just not food porn. Just to piggyback on PCOS Bill's post, can we not have "Oh this looks ugly but it's actually super tasty" and "Ugh, this person made it wrong. My recipe is blah,blah,blah, no one cares" posts or, at the very least, none of those derails related to it. Postal Parcel has a new favorite as of 01:47 on Mar 5, 2016 |
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So there's this restaurant in Shoreditch called Clove Club that, for some inscrubtable reason, serves their fried chicken in a basket full of pine needles: And some more conventional horrors:
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Titus Sardonicus posted:Bosuzoku: Fixed that for you. One is from Canada, the one with the whole pizza and smaller bloody in the garnish is actually someone's art project, the rest can all be ordered in WI, Milwaukee area usually. They cost $20-$30. If you ever see anything worthy of this thread involving alcohol, assume it's from Wisconsin. We have... a problem.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 02:39 |
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C'mon, broiled headcrab is tasty.
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Crow Jane posted:Just out of curiosity, how much do those monstrosities tend to cost? One I found has a little story attached to it like " I asked the bartender why the hell a bloody mary is 14$ and he said order it and find out." So that's all I could tell ya.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 02:41 |
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If you consumer dinosaur flesh, do you absorb its powers?
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Land Fish posted:Fixed that for you. One is from Canada, the one with the whole pizza and smaller bloody in the garnish is actually someone's art project, the rest can all be ordered in WI, Milwaukee area usually. They cost $20-$30. Goddamn, you beat me to it. But yeah, food and booze is all we have, so we like to slap them together a lot to create delicious monstrosities. They're still pretty cheap, considering how much food and bloody mary you tend to get out of it. Postal Parcel posted:Just to piggyback on PCOS Bill's post, can we not have "Oh this looks ugly but it's actually super tasty" and "Ugh, this person made it wrong. My recipe is blah,blah,blah, no one cares" posts or, at the very least, none of those derails related to it. Eh, it's fine within reason. Discussing the anti-food porn is just as part of the thread as posting the anti-food porn. So long as it doesn't turn into a shouting match it's fine.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 02:44 |
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People often miss the second glass of booze, but there it is.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 03:21 |
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I still fondly remember the guy from the last thread who insisted there was only one way to make traditional carbonara
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You Are A Elf posted:People often miss the second glass of booze, but there it is. The gently caress? How have i never seen that?
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Thanks Obama
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