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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Because we're so transparent, it's difficult to remember what we've said

lol

just loving lol

I hate this guy's voice

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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
When in doubt, pull the asteroid lever

Yes. Yes this sounds like games development. This smells of things I should have in the game. Hmm.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
'What is it like working on a project like this?'

'The community are the most important designer in the whole company'

HAHAHAHAHA

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Croberts will listen to every reaction

He will listen to the roadmaps (because he has his ear to ground you see)

:justpost:

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Risc1911 posted:

30 Minutes until the live Squadron 42 event starts.

https://youtu.be/rLwPMFrAbP0

Dis' gon' be gud!

Total footage shown = 0

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLwPMFrAbP0

GO

GO DOWN TO YOUR PUBLIC

YOU ROMAN STATEMENTS LET IT BURN

No gameplay shown whatsoever. Next up, Warhammer, and if they are doing ok in any way, Star Citizen looks real bad. As always.

xanif
Nov 3, 2010

Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.
Oven Wrangler
That gameplay* demo was sick.

*The game is watching CIG bullshit about how they have nothing yet.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
aaaaaaaaaand they had nothing to show. oh. my. loving. god. :stonklol:

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Mr.Tophat posted:

Will this man fall under the bus?

Technically, sure, I suppose you could cal it that.
There will be some curious inconsistencies, of course, such as the complete lack of tyre marks, instead replaced by inexplicable divots in the ground from the wheels and the crush marks underneath the bus as if it had fallen from some height. Then the construction of the bus itself is strange, what with the welded-on rings that could work as lifting points.

Also, it's a bit odd that he fell under the bus while in the cafeteria.

sunaurus
Feb 13, 2012

Oh great, another bookah.
The best quote from that interview was "We're always looking to get more people invested"

Risc1911
Mar 1, 2016

Why are these Muppets not showing the stage presentation?

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib
Best quote: "It will have a little bit of everything"

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
haha holy gently caress - there was literally nothing!

Good job CIG, good job

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Mr.Tophat posted:

Because we're so transparent, it's difficult to remember what we've said

lol

just loving lol

I hate this guy's voice

Mr.Tophat posted:

'What is it like working on a project like this?'

'The community are the most important designer in the whole company'

HAHAHAHAHA

I laughed out loud at these. They put that guy on camera and he just straight out lied his rear end out for 5 minutes.

Tortolia
Dec 29, 2005

Hindustan Electronics Employee of the Month, July 2008
Grimey Drawer
I am sad they didn't give us another :gary:

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
It's like when you have to present the group project in high school but nobody did any work.

Wrecked Angle
May 12, 2012

"JURASSIC PARK!"
No wonder they were nearly cancelled. I bet the stream producer was like...

"Okay, have you brought your game footage with you? I'll queue it up now."
"Uh, we don't actually have any footage to show"
"How are we gonna do a presentation with no footage?"
"This guy will just sit there and talk in vague terms about unachievable features. It's fine, we do it all the time CIG!"


:psyduck:

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Skellybones posted:

It's like when you have to present the group project in high school but nobody did any work.

Surely, with all this open development, there is no need to present anything — it's all in the game already.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
This is a farce.

8 Ball
Nov 27, 2010

My hands are all messed up so you better post, brother.
Scottish guy referenced the technology, the cast and the plot without mentioning any actual gameplay, no wonder PC Gamer wanted to cut this pseudo-movie bullshit.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3w1wrb_star-citizen-im-im-the-chairman-now_videogames

:catstare:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

10 for the chairman!
Silent Hill 2020 is looking good.

Nebiros
Apr 25, 2013

The scarf is nice.
I missed the stream, but the Space Marine's head was far more interesting than anything CIG could poo poo out and fling around. I can't tell if the few guys defending the game were us being sarcastic or not. It's amazing when parody hits so close to home.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

:catstare: about covers it



:staredog:

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Next game on stream, new footage within 3 minutes.
GG Chris

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo


Uh this is a promo image?

xanif
Nov 3, 2010

Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.
Oven Wrangler
Look at this loving stupid warhammer presentation with actual game footage.

Behaviour Interactive doesn't understand game development.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
Their helmets are so loving bad

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





xanif posted:

Look at this loving stupid warhammer presentation with actual game footage.

Behaviour Interactive doesn't understand game development.

It's like they don't even want 110 million dollars in nerdcash.

xanif
Nov 3, 2010

Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.
Oven Wrangler
Holy crap, it's not even pre-recorded. They're actually playing the game live on the stream.

Lol, wtf. No fidelity.

God I bet I can't even buy it for $15k.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/491m4f/970_performance_trash_thinking_of_refund_advice/






Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Behaviour is also contracted to do some development for CIG. I forgot what they're working on.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Behaviour is also contracted to do some development for CIG. I forgot what they're working on.

Something that won't be used in the end

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Daztek posted:

Something that won't be used in the end

Oh, so they're doing an actual game?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Behaviour is also contracted to do some development for CIG. I forgot what they're working on.

They forgot as well.

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

THIS DAY IN THREAD HISTORY!

CIG Forum freakout over the default (and only) character model's eye color!

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Tippis posted:

Oh, so they're doing an actual game?

Behavior is just doing the Star Citizen part of Star Citizen. It's not that big of a deal if it gets rolled back. Besides that way CIG can do it in house to make sure it fully conforms to THE VISION(TM)

xanif
Nov 3, 2010

Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.
Oven Wrangler
Behavior is working on making CIG look incompetent.

They're doing a very good job.

Wrecked Angle
May 12, 2012

"JURASSIC PARK!"
So where do CIG go from here? As I see it they either need to seriously fix the PU to at the very least get rid of the gamebreaking bugs and crashes or they need to start showing substantial development of Sq.42.

I don't think they can do the former no matter how much they try, so I'm guessing in the next month we will start seeing very limited 'in-engine' footage from Sq.42.

Looking forward to seeing more :gary: and who knows, maybe we'll get a comedy :scully: smilie or something pretty soon?

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

THIS DAY IN THREAD HISTORY!

CIG Forum freakout over the default (and only) character model's eye color!



This is a good new feature in the star citizen thread.

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